A man walks into a bar
and notices a crowd around a table. He goes over to check it out and sees a man sitting at the table and on the table is a foot-tall man playing a little piano.
Our man asks, "Where did you get that little guy?"
The man sitting at the table says, " I was in Ireland and found a leprechaun trapped under a rock. I freed him and got a wish."
Our guy says, "And you mean to tell me you had a wish and you wished for a 12 inch pianist?"
"Well, he misunderstood me."