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fedupdon · 06-04-2009, 11:46 AM

Two Crocodiles

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Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the swamp near the lake.
The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand how
You can be so much bigger than me.

We're the same age; we were the same size. As kids. I just don't get it."

"Well," said the big Croc, "what have you been eating?"
"Politicians, same as you," replied the small Croc.

"Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?"
"Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the Capitol."

"Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?"

"Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to unlock
The car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the chit out of
Them and eat 'em!"

"Ah!" says the big Crocodile, "I think I see your problem. You're not
getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the sh!t
out of a Politician, there's nothing left but an a$$hole and a briefcase.

kutaho · 06-04-2009, 01:46 PM

good one

ampaterry · 06-04-2009, 03:35 PM

LOL!!

Tony22-250 · 06-04-2009, 04:29 PM

HA GUUUD ONE!!!

Mr. Nameless · 06-04-2009, 07:12 PM

Now I can tell my cousin why his alligator at the zoo died

Oneida Steve · 06-05-2009, 09:10 PM

+1. Good one !

06-04-2009, 11:46 AM	#1
fedupdon V.I.P. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 307	Two Crocodiles Two Crocodiles -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the swamp near the lake. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand how You can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age; we were the same size. As kids. I just don't get it." "Well," said the big Croc, "what have you been eating?" "Politicians, same as you," replied the small Croc. "Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?" "Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the Capitol." "Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?" "Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to unlock The car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the chit out of Them and eat 'em!" "Ah!" says the big Crocodile, "I think I see your problem. You're not getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the sh!t out of a Politician, there's nothing left but an a$$hole and a briefcase. -->

06-04-2009, 01:46 PM	#2
kutaho Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Peoples Republic of the Pacific Northwest Posts: 1,852	Re: Two Crocodiles good one __________________ No man stands in the same river twice If all else fails grab a rock Mi Taku oyasin

06-04-2009, 03:35 PM	#3
ampaterry TFF Admin Staff Chaplain Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: West Tennessee Contributor Posts: 6,283	Re: Two Crocodiles LOL!! __________________ A woman who demands further gun control legislation is like a chicken who roots for Colonel Sanders. Larry Elder

06-04-2009, 04:29 PM	#4
Tony22-250 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Snellville, GA Posts: 1,146	Re: Two Crocodiles HA GUUUD ONE!!! __________________ Bullets change governments far surer than votes. The most powerful weapon you can buy isn't a .50 caliber. It's a Senate Seat.... "When injustice becomes law, then resistance becomes duty." Thomas Jefferson

06-04-2009, 07:12 PM	#5
Mr. Nameless Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Coast of N.C. Posts: 1,264	Re: Two Crocodiles Now I can tell my cousin why his alligator at the zoo died __________________ Signed ~BMP Two classifications of terrorist dead and not dead enough

06-05-2009, 09:10 PM	#6
Oneida Steve Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Upstate NY Posts: 1,028	Re: Two Crocodiles +1. Good one !