Two Middle East Women - The Firearms Forum

Terry_P · 02-04-2010, 07:55 PM

Two Middle East Mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat's milk. The older of the two pulls a bag out of her purse and starts flipping through photos. They start reminiscing.

'This is my oldest son, Mujibar. He would have been 24 years old now.'

'Yes, I remember him as a baby,' says the other mother cheerfully.

'He's a martyr now though,' the mother confides.

'Oh, so sad dear,' says the other.

'And this is my second son, Khalid. He would have been 21.'

'Oh, I remember him,' says the other happily, 'he had such curly hair when he was born.'

'He's a martyr too,' says the mother quietly.

'Oh, gracious me . . . , ' says the other.

'And this is my third son My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He would have been 18,' she whispers.

'Yes,' says the friend enthusiastically, 'I remember when he first started school.'

'He's a martyr also,' says the mother, with tears in her eyes.

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and, searching for the right words, says .. . .

'They blow up so fast, don't they?’

red14 · 02-04-2010, 09:01 PM

Heh heh heh,

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

oh my!

navis128 · 02-04-2010, 09:05 PM

I was laughing by the first sentence!!

Kieran McCaig · 02-04-2010, 10:34 PM

I don't get it

flintlock · 02-05-2010, 06:26 AM

Don't know how much more spilled coffe the keyboard can take!!!!

Trouble 45-70 · 02-05-2010, 10:04 AM

Funny but very sad.

mrkirker · 02-05-2010, 10:08 AM

That's the best joke I've read in AGES!

navis128 · 02-05-2010, 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trouble 45-70

Funny but very sad.

What's sad is...they don't think it's sad...

Helix_FR · 02-05-2010, 10:51 AM

Ouch my nose burns from the soda passing through it. That was funny.

petesusn · 02-05-2010, 01:47 PM

Nothing like a good Muslim terrorist joke. Love it.

02-04-2010, 07:55 PM	#1
Terry_P Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: NH Posts: 2,513	Two Middle East Women Two Middle East Mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat's milk. The older of the two pulls a bag out of her purse and starts flipping through photos. They start reminiscing. 'This is my oldest son, Mujibar. He would have been 24 years old now.' 'Yes, I remember him as a baby,' says the other mother cheerfully. 'He's a martyr now though,' the mother confides. 'Oh, so sad dear,' says the other. 'And this is my second son, Khalid. He would have been 21.' 'Oh, I remember him,' says the other happily, 'he had such curly hair when he was born.' 'He's a martyr too,' says the mother quietly. 'Oh, gracious me . . . , ' says the other. 'And this is my third son My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He would have been 18,' she whispers. 'Yes,' says the friend enthusiastically, 'I remember when he first started school.' 'He's a martyr also,' says the mother, with tears in her eyes. After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and, searching for the right words, says .. . . 'They blow up so fast, don't they?’ __________________ NRA and NAHC Life "Both oligarch and tyrant mistrust the people, and therefore deprive them of their arms." -Aristotle -->

02-04-2010, 09:01 PM	#2
red14 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N FLA Posts: 3,913	Re: Two Middle East Women Heh heh heh, Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha oh my! __________________ I never argue, I state my opinion, and support my position.

02-04-2010, 09:05 PM	#3
navis128 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 1,392	Re: Two Middle East Women I was laughing by the first sentence!! __________________ A British general reported to London that the rebels, though untrained, had earned his respect: "Whoever looks upon them as an irregular mob will find himself much mistaken." "But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security." The Declaration of Independence

02-04-2010, 10:34 PM	#4
Kieran McCaig Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: canada Posts: 1,469	Re: Two Middle East Women I don't get it __________________ My 2 cents worth is only.183 with exc hange.

02-05-2010, 06:26 AM	#5
flintlock Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Upstate NY Contributor Posts: 896	Re: Two Middle East Women Don't know how much more spilled coffe the keyboard can take!!!!

02-05-2010, 10:04 AM	#6
Trouble 45-70 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: NE Ar. W. of Black River Contributor Posts: 2,703	Re: Two Middle East Women Funny but very sad. __________________ Psalm 12 verse 8: The wicked walk on every side when the vilest men are exalted.

02-05-2010, 10:08 AM	#7
mrkirker Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 3,067	Re: Two Middle East Women That's the best joke I've read in AGES! __________________ *I don't know if dogs have a heaven, but there will be dogs in mine.*

02-05-2010, 10:51 AM	#9
Helix_FR TFF Moderator/Host Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Imperial, MO Posts: 3,621	Re: Two Middle East Women Ouch my nose burns from the soda passing through it. That was funny. __________________ Only cowards shoot with their eyes closed.... helixgunsmith.com

02-05-2010, 01:47 PM	#10
petesusn Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: San Joaquin Valley, Ca. Posts: 614	Re: Two Middle East Women Nothing like a good Muslim terrorist joke. Love it. __________________ Self Defense: A basic human right The 2nd Amendment, ratified in 1787, refers to the National Guard, which was created 130 years later, in 1917. A man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile...can respond with a great deal of pride and satisfaction, "I served in the U. S. Navy." John F. Kennedy VFW Life Member