FIVE RULES TO LIVE BY--- - The Firearms Forum

AL MOUNT · 03-10-2010, 07:33 AM

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home,
who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other

Sincerely,
Tiger Woods....

Carne Frio · 03-10-2010, 12:14 PM

Excellent !!!!

Eddie N · 03-10-2010, 12:43 PM

Okay. That got the blood circulating! LMAO!

red14 · 03-10-2010, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by AL MOUNT

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home 1, who cooks from time to time 2, cleans up 3 and has a job 4.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh 5.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust 6 and who doesn't lie to you 7.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed 8 and who likes to be with you 9.

4 out of 9 ain't bad !?!?!

03-10-2010, 07:33 AM	#1
AL MOUNT Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Cleaning my Thompson in The Foothills of the Ozark Mountains Posts: 3,134	FIVE RULES TO LIVE BY--- 1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you. 5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other Sincerely, Tiger Woods.... __________________ 501st Parachute Infantry Regiment 101st Airborne Division Vietnam 67-68 -->

03-10-2010, 12:14 PM	#2
Carne Frio Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Near Fairbanks Posts: 701	Re: FIVE RULES TO LIVE BY--- Excellent !!!!

03-10-2010, 12:43 PM	#3
Eddie N Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Colorado Contributor Posts: 1,192	Re: FIVE RULES TO LIVE BY--- Okay. That got the blood circulating! LMAO!