Super Surgeon! - The Firearms Forum

Marlin · 02-26-2006, 08:50 AM

You may have seen this before, as have I. I chuckle more and more each time I see it, though. Very fitting description.....
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Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing
surgeries they had performed.

One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas. A concert pianist
lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he
performed a private concert for the Queen of England."

One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and
both legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a
woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the
woman's blonde hair and the horse's ass.

I was able to put them together and now she's a senator from New York."

pickenup · 02-26-2006, 11:55 AM

Wife is still chuckling.

Bruce FLinch · 02-26-2006, 11:24 PM

The Medical Board should have pulled the 3rd surgeon's License to Practice!

Marlin T · 02-26-2006, 11:36 PM

This place is great!!!

inplanotx · 02-27-2006, 01:21 PM

Deputy Dawg · 02-27-2006, 01:37 PM

02-26-2006, 08:50 AM	#1
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	Super Surgeon! You may have seen this before, as have I. I chuckle more and more each time I see it, though. Very fitting description..... ________________________________________________________________ Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England." One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics." The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's blonde hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now she's a senator from New York." __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.* -->

02-26-2006, 11:55 AM	#2
pickenup Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Colorado Rocky Mountains Posts: 6,837	Re: Super Surgeon! Wife is still chuckling. __________________ The gene pool needs chlorine

02-26-2006, 11:24 PM	#3
Bruce FLinch Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bay Point, Kali..aka Gun Point Posts: 5,016	Re: Super Surgeon! The Medical Board should have pulled the 3rd surgeon's License to Practice! __________________ A bad day @ the Range, is better than a good day @ work.

02-26-2006, 11:36 PM	#4
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02-27-2006, 01:21 PM	#5
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02-27-2006, 01:37 PM	#6
Deputy Dawg Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Central Texas Gulf Coast Posts: 2,229	Re: Super Surgeon! __________________ LOCK and LOAD................................... GOD, GUNS,GUTS the three that keep us FREE!!!!