Got a Zit in my ear... - The Firearms Forum

glocknut · 08-16-2009, 03:44 PM

Just can't believe it. The darn thing is just in a spot close to the hear hole that i can't "eliminate" that darn bugger... can barely see it as well. It takes a flashlight and a mirror to get a good look at it... and IT HURTS to lay on that side too!!!!!!

Life can be so gritty sometimes...

Had a dream last night. I was a dog that wandered around and every time i saw some they would shoot me. I never died... i had several rounds in the body and the last one i remember getting took part of my snout off. WEIRD DREAM.....

mike
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Insulation Tim · 08-16-2009, 03:52 PM

Maybe you got shot in your earhole in that dream.

SARG · 08-16-2009, 03:58 PM

Best remedy is to lance it with a lead pencil.... preferably a #2 ....... the lead poisoning should not be an issue cause it takes a long time to manifest itself.

dbrodin · 08-16-2009, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by glocknut

Just can't believe it. The darn thing is just in a spot close to the hear hole that i can't "eliminate" that darn bugger... can barely see it as well. It takes a flashlight and a mirror to get a good look at it... and IT HURTS to lay on that side too!!!!!!
mike
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Ahh ... Glocknut....., you made that 10,000 mark. You can back off on posting everything that comes to mind!!

Seriously, I had one of those years ago that the Doc took care of when I was in for a physical. If I could do it over I'd insist on anesthetic. Popping that thing HURT!

glocknut · 08-16-2009, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by dbrodin

Ahh ... Glocknut....., you made that 10,000 mark. You can back off on posting everything that comes to mind!!

Seriously, I had one of those years ago that the Doc took care of when I was in for a physical. If I could do it over I'd insist on anesthetic. Popping that thing HURT!

Yeah, its was to dang close to the inner workings of the ear. The pain radiates right INTO the ear itself....

Ya know if i ever started posting normal like...people would wonder what was wrong with me and all that stuff. I just can't have that!

mike
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kutaho · 08-16-2009, 09:00 PM

G.N. if ya listen closely, ya might hear it trying to communicate

ponycar17 · 08-16-2009, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by SARG

Best remedy is to lance it with a lead pencil.... preferably a #2 ....... the lead poisoning should not be an issue cause it takes a long time to manifest itself.

They haven't used real lead in 'lead pencils' in over 25+ years. Despite that, I still wouldn't stick a pencil in my ear to pop a zit...

glocknut · 08-16-2009, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by kutaho

G.N. if ya listen closely, ya might hear it trying to communicate

Just because Vag**as can talk does not mean that zits cat too....

mike
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yellerdawg · 08-16-2009, 10:34 PM

REquired....

4- large jiggers Jim Beam Whiskey

1- Popper

1- Mirror

1- Flashlight

After 4 Jiggers of Whiskey.precisely 4 minutes apart...position mirror and flashlight to see problem..if possible..if not...

Next use "popper" to remove problem..do not insert over 7 inches if possible..

TOOHSOTKIL · 08-16-2009, 10:41 PM

...............get a life

Pistolenschutze · 08-16-2009, 11:13 PM

Mike, I heard that zits of the ear only inflict people who lead sinful lives and associate carnally with silicon blow up dolls. When you get to the Pearly Gates, and St. Peter sees that zit, it will probably be off to Beelzebub's realm for you!

Tom Militano · 08-17-2009, 11:35 AM

But Pistol, won't the blow up dolls melt in beelzebubs realm?

glocknut · 08-17-2009, 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by TOOHSOTKIL

...............get a life

Hey...who's sittin in front of their computer reading this stuff, huh?

mike
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glocknut · 08-17-2009, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Pistolenschutze

Mike, I heard that zits of the ear only inflict people who lead sinful lives and associate carnally with silicon blow up dolls. When you get to the Pearly Gates, and St. Peter sees that zit, it will probably be off to Beelzebub's realm for you!

A variation of toxic shock syndrome, huh?
I wouldn't doubt those things would wind up sending a guy to satans h*ll...afterall they are made by "abyss creations"....

mike
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Teejay9 · 08-17-2009, 12:16 PM

Thanks for sharing. Wanna hear about my problems? Money, family, or health? TJ

glocknut · 08-17-2009, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Teejay9

Thanks for sharing. Wanna hear about my problems? Money, family, or health? TJ

Let me guess... You're out of it...your brother is a crossdresser...and you have chronic roids?

mike
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Teejay9 · 08-17-2009, 12:22 PM

Even worse! But I don't have a brother, and no roids. Now I see how you got to 10,000. TJ

glocknut · 08-17-2009, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Teejay9

Even worse! But I don't have a brother, and no roids. Now I see how you got to 10,000. TJ

mike
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cycloneman · 08-17-2009, 05:19 PM

i got an idea. flood it with rubbing alchol like you would after swimming. It might hurt a bit but it will probably dry it out.

Oh remember before you leave the house make sure you stick a tampon in your ear cause you wouldn't want to be out in public and have it leaking puss, that would be imbarrassing.

shootstr8er · 08-17-2009, 06:08 PM

gn.adolesents have zits..u might have a boil or carbunkle(many headed boil).. best see a dr.as infection can go to the inner ear.juat a thought.

Lotsdragon · 08-17-2009, 07:48 PM

yepp to the doc glockand get it lanced, just takes a sec and dont cry when it pops.

Kieran McCaig · 08-17-2009, 07:54 PM

Glocknut, We already wonder what is wrong with you .But most people are glad your here to make them seem normal.

glocknut · 08-17-2009, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by shootstr8er

gn.adolesents have zits..u might have a boil or carbunkle(many headed boil).. best see a dr.as infection can go to the inner ear.juat a thought.

no...no...no...no...no...

mike
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Kieran McCaig · 08-17-2009, 08:17 PM

stick a hot teabag in your ear and see if it pops

glocknut · 08-17-2009, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by cycloneman

Oh remember before you leave the house make sure you stick a tampon in your ear cause you wouldn't want to be out in public and have it leaking puss, that would be imbarrassing.

No thats goofy HOWEVER.... I broke my anal fisure open one time so bad that i was bleeding like a stick pig for quite a while. The thought of using one of those "things" briefly poped into my head.... but was dismissed in favor of going to the hospital instead.

mike
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08-16-2009, 03:44 PM	#1
glocknut Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: THE FORUM MASCOTT... Posts: 12,482	Got a Zit in my ear... Just can't believe it. The darn thing is just in a spot close to the hear hole that i can't "eliminate" that darn bugger... can barely see it as well. It takes a flashlight and a mirror to get a good look at it... and IT HURTS to lay on that side too!!!!!! Life can be so gritty sometimes... Had a dream last night. I was a dog that wandered around and every time i saw some they would shoot me. I never died... i had several rounds in the body and the last one i remember getting took part of my snout off. WEIRD DREAM..... mike gn __________________ Where O where are you tonight? Why have you gone and left me alone? I searched to world over and a thought i found true love... You met another and PTThhh you were gone.... -->

08-16-2009, 03:58 PM	#3
SARG V.I.P. Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Northeast Posts: 306	Re: Got a Zit in my ear... Best remedy is to lance it with a lead pencil.... preferably a #2 ....... the lead poisoning should not be an issue cause it takes a long time to manifest itself.

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kutaho Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Peoples Republic of the Pacific Northwest Posts: 1,852	Re: Got a Zit in my ear... G.N. if ya listen closely, ya might hear it trying to communicate __________________ No man stands in the same river twice If all else fails grab a rock Mi Taku oyasin

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yellerdawg Former Guest Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 244	Re: Got a Zit in my ear... REquired.... 4- large jiggers Jim Beam Whiskey 1- Popper 1- Mirror 1- Flashlight After 4 Jiggers of Whiskey.precisely 4 minutes apart...position mirror and flashlight to see problem..if possible..if not... Next use "popper" to remove problem..do not insert over 7 inches if possible.. Attached Images

08-16-2009, 10:41 PM	#10
TOOHSOTKIL V.I.P. Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Curracus Posts: 318	Re: Got a Zit in my ear... ...............get a life

08-16-2009, 03:52 PM	#2
Insulation Tim Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Ohio Contributor Posts: 2,295	Re: Got a Zit in my ear... Maybe you got shot in your earhole in that dream. __________________ Tim *"Remember the Ark was built by amateurs....Professionals built the Titanic"*

08-16-2009, 11:13 PM	#11
Pistolenschutze Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Colorado Posts: 13,094	Re: Got a Zit in my ear... Mike, I heard that zits of the ear only inflict people who lead sinful lives and associate carnally with silicon blow up dolls. When you get to the Pearly Gates, and St. Peter sees that zit, it will probably be off to Beelzebub's realm for you! __________________ --Pistolenschutze (Pistol Shooter)

08-17-2009, 11:35 AM	#12
Tom Militano Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Jacksonville, AL Posts: 1,255	Re: Got a Zit in my ear... But Pistol, won't the blow up dolls melt in beelzebubs realm?

08-17-2009, 12:16 PM	#15
Teejay9 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Southwest Corner of the US, "Where no stinking fence will stop us!!" Posts: 1,257	Re: Got a Zit in my ear... Thanks for sharing. Wanna hear about my problems? Money, family, or health? TJ __________________ A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have". Thomas Jefferson

08-17-2009, 12:22 PM	#17
Teejay9 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Southwest Corner of the US, "Where no stinking fence will stop us!!" Posts: 1,257	Re: Got a Zit in my ear... Even worse! But I don't have a brother, and no roids. Now I see how you got to 10,000. TJ __________________ A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have". Thomas Jefferson

08-17-2009, 05:19 PM	#19
cycloneman Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Louisiana Posts: 7,401	Re: Got a Zit in my ear... i got an idea. flood it with rubbing alchol like you would after swimming. It might hurt a bit but it will probably dry it out. Oh remember before you leave the house make sure you stick a tampon in your ear cause you wouldn't want to be out in public and have it leaking puss, that would be imbarrassing. __________________ Who are you going to serve today?

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shootstr8er V.I.P. Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: cent fl.the mouse is 30 miles north.and tampa 60 miles west.. Posts: 79	Re: Got a Zit in my ear... gn.adolesents have zits..u might have a boil or carbunkle(many headed boil).. best see a dr.as infection can go to the inner ear.juat a thought.

08-17-2009, 07:48 PM	#21
Lotsdragon Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Potosi, Mo Posts: 813	Re: Got a Zit in my ear... yepp to the doc glockand get it lanced, just takes a sec and dont cry when it pops. __________________ "First comes smiles,then lies.Last is gunfire" Roland Deschain

08-17-2009, 07:54 PM	#22
Kieran McCaig Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: canada Posts: 1,469	Re: Got a Zit in my ear... Glocknut, We already wonder what is wrong with you .But most people are glad your here to make them seem normal.

08-17-2009, 08:17 PM	#24
Kieran McCaig Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: canada Posts: 1,469	Re: Got a Zit in my ear... stick a hot teabag in your ear and see if it pops