Liberal or Conserative - The Firearms Forum

muley · 02-17-2006, 08:14 AM

Bob was traveling between Toronto and Ajax the other day when a tire blew out. Checking his spare, our Bob found that it too was flat. His only option was to flag down a passing motorist and get a ride to the next town.
The first vehicle to stop was an old man in a van. He yelled out the window, "Need a lift?"
"Yes, I sure do," Bob replied.
"You a Liberal or Conservative," asked the old man.
"Conservative," dear Bob replied. "Well, you can just go to hell," yelled the old man as he sped off.
Another guy stopped, rolled down the window, and asked Bob the same question. Again, Bob gave the same answer, "Conservative."
The driver gave our friend the finger and drove off. Bob thought it over and decided that maybe he should change his strategy, since this area seemed to be overly political and there appeared to be few Conservatives.
The next car to stop was a red convertible driven by a beautiful woman. She smiled seductively and asked if Bob was a Liberal or Conservative.
"Liberal" he shouted.
"Hop in!" replied the blonde.
Driving down the road, Bob couldn't help but stare at the gorgeous woman in the seat next to him. The wind was blowing through her hair, she had perfect breasts and a short skirt that continued to ride higher and higher up her thighs. Finally, he yelled, "Please stop the car."
She slammed on the brakes. As soon as the car stopped, Bob jumped out.
"What's the matter?" she asked?
"I can't take it anymore," Bob replied. "I have only been a Liberal for five minutes and already I want to screw somebody".

inplanotx · 02-17-2006, 08:41 AM

Marlin · 02-17-2006, 09:17 AM

Dat's a KEEPER !!!!!!!!!!!!

Tracker · 02-17-2006, 11:22 AM

Now--That's Funny

Marlin T · 02-17-2006, 02:27 PM

Good one

wolfgang2000 · 02-17-2006, 04:39 PM

pickenup · 02-17-2006, 06:52 PM

ROFLMFAO....

killemall666 · 02-17-2006, 07:01 PM

Bruce FLinch · 02-17-2006, 08:11 PM

knee-slapper!

02-17-2006, 08:14 AM	#1
muley V.I.P. Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Far North Cal Posts: 276	Liberal or Conserative Bob was traveling between Toronto and Ajax the other day when a tire blew out. Checking his spare, our Bob found that it too was flat. His only option was to flag down a passing motorist and get a ride to the next town. The first vehicle to stop was an old man in a van. He yelled out the window, "Need a lift?" "Yes, I sure do," Bob replied. "You a Liberal or Conservative," asked the old man. "Conservative," dear Bob replied. "Well, you can just go to hell," yelled the old man as he sped off. Another guy stopped, rolled down the window, and asked Bob the same question. Again, Bob gave the same answer, "Conservative." The driver gave our friend the finger and drove off. Bob thought it over and decided that maybe he should change his strategy, since this area seemed to be overly political and there appeared to be few Conservatives. The next car to stop was a red convertible driven by a beautiful woman. She smiled seductively and asked if Bob was a Liberal or Conservative. "Liberal" he shouted. "Hop in!" replied the blonde. Driving down the road, Bob couldn't help but stare at the gorgeous woman in the seat next to him. The wind was blowing through her hair, she had perfect breasts and a short skirt that continued to ride higher and higher up her thighs. Finally, he yelled, "Please stop the car." She slammed on the brakes. As soon as the car stopped, Bob jumped out. "What's the matter?" she asked? "I can't take it anymore," Bob replied. "I have only been a Liberal for five minutes and already I want to screw somebody". __________________ I love the smell of Hoppe's #9 in the morning. -->

02-17-2006, 08:41 AM	#2
inplanotx Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 8,897	Re: Liberal or Conserative __________________

02-17-2006, 09:17 AM	#3
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,854	Re: Liberal or Conserative Dat's a KEEPER !!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

02-17-2006, 11:22 AM	#4
Tracker V.I.P. Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Lake County Ohio Posts: 202	Re: Liberal or Conserative Now--That's Funny __________________ "Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free." -- Ronald Reagan "We The People" "The Pro Gun Blog"

02-17-2006, 02:27 PM	#5
Marlin T Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: New Mexico Posts: 7,857	Re: Liberal or Conserative Good one __________________ "But the simple truth--born of experience--is that tyranny thrives best where government need not fear the wrath of an armed people." Judge Alex Kozinski - United States Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit It is the duty of the patriot to protect his country from its government. - Thomas Paine Did you read todays GOOD shooting? >>>KEEPANDBEARARMS.COM <<<

02-17-2006, 04:39 PM	#6
wolfgang2000 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Mountain Grove MO. Posts: 542	Re: Liberal or Conserative __________________ Guns are like Jello, there is always room for more!

02-17-2006, 06:52 PM	#7
pickenup Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Colorado Rocky Mountains Posts: 6,841	Re: Liberal or Conserative ROFLMFAO.... __________________ The gene pool needs chlorine

02-17-2006, 07:01 PM	#8
killemall666 Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 4	Re: Liberal or Conserative __________________ Revenge is a meal best served cold

02-17-2006, 08:11 PM	#9
Bruce FLinch Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bay Point, Kali..aka Gun Point Posts: 5,016	Re: Liberal or Conserative knee-slapper! __________________ A bad day @ the Range, is better than a good day @ work.