3 Rednecks - The Firearms Forum

berto64 · 08-21-2008, 03:52 PM

Three Rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Ronnie and Donnie.

As they start their descent Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly.

As the ambulance takes the body away, Ronnie says, 'Well, damn, someone should go and tell his wife.'

Donnie says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.
'Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.
Ronnie says, 'Where did you get that beer, Donnie?' '
Cooter's wife gave it to me,' Ronnie replies.
'That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you a case of beer?'

'Well, not exactly', Donnie says. 'When she answered the door, I said to her, 'you must be Cooter's widow'.'
She said, 'You must be mistaken, I'm not a widow.'
Then I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.'

Rednecks Are Good At This Sensitive Stuff.

AL MOUNT · 08-22-2008, 10:00 AM

Cold man.... that is so cold ...

Pistolenschutze · 08-22-2008, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by AL MOUNT

Cold man.... that is so cold ...

But funny, very funny.

Marlin · 08-22-2008, 11:42 AM

MAL !!!!!!!!!!! C' est tres mal !!!!!!!!!!

islenos · 08-22-2008, 02:53 PM

mmmmmm.....beeeeer

Crpdeth · 08-22-2008, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by AL MOUNT

Cold man.... that is so cold ...

Yup, it was cold....

Cold enuf to drink anyway.

Angryisme · 05-10-2009, 01:59 AM

funny stuffs

08-21-2008, 03:52 PM	#1
berto64 VMBB Admin Staff Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Owyhee County, Idaho Contributor Posts: 7,394	3 Rednecks Three Rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Ronnie and Donnie. As they start their descent Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Ronnie says, 'Well, damn, someone should go and tell his wife.' Donnie says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it. 'Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser. Ronnie says, 'Where did you get that beer, Donnie?' ' Cooter's wife gave it to me,' Ronnie replies. 'That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you a case of beer?' 'Well, not exactly', Donnie says. 'When she answered the door, I said to her, 'you must be Cooter's widow'.' She said, 'You must be mistaken, I'm not a widow.' Then I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.' Rednecks Are Good At This Sensitive Stuff. __________________ Be who you are & say what you will, Those that matter won't mind and those that mind don't matter. I'm a bitter clinger, One Nation Under God. -->

08-22-2008, 10:00 AM	#2
AL MOUNT Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Cleaning my Thompson in The Foothills of the Ozark Mountains Posts: 3,130	Re: 3 Rednecks Cold man.... that is so cold ... __________________ 501st Parachute Infantry Regiment 101st Airborne Division Vietnam 67-68

08-22-2008, 11:42 AM	#4
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,854	Re: 3 Rednecks MAL !!!!!!!!!!! C' est tres mal !!!!!!!!!! __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

08-22-2008, 02:53 PM	#5
islenos Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: West Texas Posts: 1,244	Re: 3 Rednecks mmmmmm.....beeeeer __________________

05-10-2009, 01:59 AM	#7
Angryisme V.I.P. Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 196	Re: 3 Rednecks funny stuffs __________________ Blaming guns for violent acts is like blaming the keyboard for your poor spelling.