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06-10-2009, 06:00 PM
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A man goes into his doctors office for an annual physical. After a while, the doctor comes out and says, "I'm sorry Bill, but we have discovered you have a condition which only allows you another 6 weeks to live."
"But Doctor," Bill replied, "I feel great. I haven't felt better in years. This just can't be true. Isn't there anything I can do?" After a moment the doctor said, "Well, you might start going down the street to that new health spa and take a mud bath every day." Excitedly Bill asked, "And that will cure me?" "No," replied the doctor, "but it will get you used to the dirt."
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06-11-2009, 03:06 AM
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Re: Bad...
  thats a good one!
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06-11-2009, 09:04 AM
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Re: Bad...
FUNNY |
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06-11-2009, 07:17 PM
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Re: Bad...
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