Free Sex - The Firearms Forum

05-13-2003, 08:50 PM

There was this gas station in "redneck country" trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying "Free Sex with Fill-up." Soon a "redneck" customer pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex.

The owner told him to pick a number from (1) to (10), and if he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. The buyer then guessed (8) and the proprietor said, "No, you were close. The number was (7). Sorry, no free sex this time but maybe next time".

Some time thereafter, the same man, along with his buddy this time, pulled in again for a fill-up, and again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same story and asked him to guess the correct number. The man guessed (2) this time, and the proprietor said, "Sorry, it was (3). You were close but no free sex this time".

As they were driving away, the driver said to his buddy, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't give away free sex".

The buddy replied, "No, it's not rigged -- my wife won twice last week."

GG

05-13-2003, 09:31 PM

inplanotx · 05-13-2003, 10:28 PM

5 1/2

SouthernMoss · 05-13-2003, 10:35 PM

05-13-2003, 10:51 PM

Wow! Boy are you folks close on that winning number...want to try again?

GG

pickenup · 05-14-2003, 12:42 AM

6-9.....?

ruffitt · 05-14-2003, 05:25 AM

No -

7 - 7

U git 8 more!!!

ibtrukn · 05-14-2003, 07:56 AM

an dis B a famly channel// suger I CANT BELIEVE u JUMPED INTA THIS. lousy cap key alus in da way
That b ahelluve good signGG u aint lost da touch

05-13-2003, 08:50 PM	#1
Gunguy Adnanced Senior Member Posts: n/a	Free Sex There was this gas station in "redneck country" trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying "Free Sex with Fill-up." Soon a "redneck" customer pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from (1) to (10), and if he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. The buyer then guessed (8) and the proprietor said, "No, you were close. The number was (7). Sorry, no free sex this time but maybe next time". Some time thereafter, the same man, along with his buddy this time, pulled in again for a fill-up, and again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same story and asked him to guess the correct number. The man guessed (2) this time, and the proprietor said, "Sorry, it was (3). You were close but no free sex this time". As they were driving away, the driver said to his buddy, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't give away free sex". The buddy replied, "No, it's not rigged -- my wife won twice last week." GG Attached Images -->

05-14-2003, 12:42 AM	#6
pickenup Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Colorado Rocky Mountains Posts: 6,841	6-9.....? __________________ The gene pool needs chlorine

05-14-2003, 05:25 AM	#7
ruffitt TFF Admin Staff In Heaven Now Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Sparta, MI / Now In Heaven Also Posts: 2,880	No - 7 - 7 U git 8 more!!! __________________ Any politician who doesn't trust me to own a weapon is not someone worthy of my vote, my respect, ~~ or my tax dollars.

05-14-2003, 07:56 AM	#8
ibtrukn Advanced Senior Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: central N.J. Posts: 4,335	an dis B a famly channel// suger I CANT BELIEVE u JUMPED INTA THIS. lousy cap key alus in da way That b ahelluve good signGG u aint lost da touch Last edited by ibtrukn; 05-14-2003 at 07:57 AM..

05-13-2003, 09:31 PM	#2
warpig Adnanced Senior Member Posts: n/a	4

05-13-2003, 10:28 PM	#3
inplanotx Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 8,897	5 1/2

05-13-2003, 10:35 PM	#4
SouthernMoss Admin Tech Staff Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: SW MS Contributor Posts: 10,651	9

05-13-2003, 10:51 PM	#5
Gunguy Adnanced Senior Member Posts: n/a	Wow! Boy are you folks close on that winning number...want to try again? GG