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Old 05-28-2003, 01:55 PM   #1
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You gotta' love our Texas women...

The owner of a golf course in Texas was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.

He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the
University of Texas and I need some help. If I were to give you
$20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"





















The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything but my earrings.
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Old 05-28-2003, 06:11 PM   #2
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Looks like "That Empty Dog House" might get filled up really quick here..
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Old 05-28-2003, 07:13 PM   #3
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SSSSSHHHHHHHH! I B tryin to hide coyote! Go kick that dang dawg!
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Old 05-28-2003, 08:19 PM   #4
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You can run all you want, fellas, but you can't hide.
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Old 05-29-2003, 11:15 AM   #5
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That's a good juan.
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Old 05-30-2003, 12:44 AM   #6
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What the He** does it take to get those earrings off????
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Old 05-30-2003, 12:21 PM   #7
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Strong teeth?
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