Potentially and Realistically

[JUNKKING]

A young boy went up to his father and asked him,
'Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'

The father thought for a moment, then answered,
'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with
Brad Pitt for a million dollars.

Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars, and then ask your brother
if he 'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
Come back and tell me what you learn from that.'

So the boy went to his mother and asked,
'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

The mothe r replied, 'Of course I would!
We could really use that money to fix up the
house and send you kids to a great University!'

The boy then went to his sister and asked,
'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt
I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?'

The boy then went to his brother and asked,
'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

'Of course,' the brother replied.
'Do you know what a million bucks would buy?'

The boy pondered the answers for a few
days and then went back to his dad.

His father asked him, 'Did you find out the
difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'

The boy replied, 'Yes, 'Potentially',
you and I are sitting on three million dollars

But 'realistically', we're living with
two hookers and a queer.

[cycloneman]

love it, so true

[Mr. Nameless]

I would rather keep my dignity. Kick him in the face, take the money, and run as fast and far as you can.

[JUNKKING]

wow I thought for sure the Q word would have gotten this removed. But hey it was worth the shot.

[Nighthawk]