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05-19-2009, 11:16 AM
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The Polite Way to Pee
The Polite Way to Pee
> > During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: > > 'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, > how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?' > > Michael said, 'Just a minute, I have to go pee.' The teacher responded > by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite.' > > 'What about you Sherman, how would you say it?' > > Sherman said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. > I'll be right back.' > > 'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the > word 'bathroom' at the dinner table.' > 'And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us > your good manners?' > > 'I would say, 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to > shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after > dinner.' > > The teacher fainted... > |
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05-19-2009, 11:23 AM
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Re: The Polite Way to Pee
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05-19-2009, 11:42 AM
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05-19-2009, 12:15 PM
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Re: The Polite Way to Pee
WOO HOO ALLRIGHT JOHNNY!!!!!
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05-19-2009, 01:08 PM
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Re: The Polite Way to Pee
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05-24-2009, 01:28 PM
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Re: The Polite Way to Pee
That little Johnny, he is quite the rascal.
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05-25-2009, 07:51 AM
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Re: The Polite Way to Pee
Keep him away from my granddaughter -
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05-25-2009, 02:34 PM
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