I just received this in an e-mail. It's not my fault, really.
A guy orders a beer. The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar. It hits the blonde woman's b**bs and splashes all over them. The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the beer off her b**bs.
Each time the guy calls for another beer this happens. So after his third beer, he decides to help the bartender out. The next time the bartender hit her b**bs, the man jumps up and starts to lick her breasts and she decks him!
He is laying on the floor moaning, 'Jeez lady... Why do you let the bartender do it?'
'Duh,' says the blonde, 'He has a licker license'
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In times of trouble, not before.
When troubles ended and all things righted,
God is forgotten and the soldier is slighted.
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