You Know You're a Redneck when.. - The Firearms Forum

Gunfyter · 09-26-2007, 08:42 AM

1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter.
3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
4. You burn your yard rather than mow it.
5. You think "The Nutcracker" is a vice on the work bench .
6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture.
7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.
8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.
9. You come back from the dump with more than you took.
10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.
14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program.
16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.
17. You have a rag for a gas cap.
18. Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
19. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-room's so clean ?
20. You can spit without opening your mouth.
21. You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it
22. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
23. You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.
24. The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.
25. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV
26. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.
27. A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of improvements.
28. You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.
29. You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty.
30. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65.

Marlin · 09-26-2007, 09:54 AM

There's a lot of truth in dem dar woids, GF

inplanotx · 09-26-2007, 10:04 AM

Bruce FLinch · 09-26-2007, 11:28 PM

ALways good for a chuckle!

mrkirker · 09-27-2007, 05:46 AM

"A six pack and a bug-zapper is an evening's entertainment!"

snuffysmith · 10-05-2007, 04:12 PM

The one time you tried snorting coke, you didn't like it cause the bubbles stung your nose.

Snuffy

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time & weather changes everything

durk · 10-05-2007, 09:51 PM

I think I'm a redneck!

But that's ok.

Glockgod · 10-08-2007, 07:02 AM

You wash your dishes with a garden hose! BTDT

09-26-2007, 08:42 AM	#1
Gunfyter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western Maryland Posts: 1,956	You Know You're a Redneck when.. 1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. 2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter. 3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. 4. You burn your yard rather than mow it. 5. You think "The Nutcracker" is a vice on the work bench . 6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture. 7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it. 8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial. 9. You come back from the dump with more than you took. 10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table. 11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat. 12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list. 13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower. 14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog. 15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program. 16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold. 17. You have a rag for a gas cap. 18. Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does. 19. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-room's so clean ? 20. You can spit without opening your mouth. 21. You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it 22. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand. 23. You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side. 24. The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart. 25. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV 26. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table. 27. A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of improvements. 28. You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back. 29. You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty. 30. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65. __________________ Anything worth shooting once, is worth shooting again. If it ain't broke, break it. Someone needs the work -->

09-26-2007, 09:54 AM	#2
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	Re: You Know You're a Redneck when.. There's a lot of truth in dem dar woids, GF __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

09-26-2007, 10:04 AM	#3
inplanotx Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 8,897	Re: You Know You're a Redneck when.. __________________

09-26-2007, 11:28 PM	#4
Bruce FLinch Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bay Point, Kali..aka Gun Point Posts: 5,016	Re: You Know You're a Redneck when.. ALways good for a chuckle! __________________ A bad day @ the Range, is better than a good day @ work.

09-27-2007, 05:46 AM	#5
mrkirker Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 3,067	Re: You Know You're a Redneck when.. "A six pack and a bug-zapper is an evening's entertainment!"

10-05-2007, 04:12 PM	#6
snuffysmith Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: cent. Ar. Posts: 5	Re: You Know You're a Redneck when.. The one time you tried snorting coke, you didn't like it cause the bubbles stung your nose. Snuffy -------------------------- time & weather changes everything

10-05-2007, 09:51 PM	#7
durk Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 2,026	Re: You Know You're a Redneck when.. I think I'm a redneck! But that's ok. __________________ Durk

10-08-2007, 07:02 AM	#8
Glockgod V.I.P. Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 61	Re: You Know You're a Redneck when.. You wash your dishes with a garden hose! BTDT __________________ "Get yourself a Glock and lose that nickle plated sissy pistol" Tommy Lee Jones-US Marshals.