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JUNKKING · 06-11-2009, 11:15 AM

Got this in an e-mail today thought I would share hoe it's new to you. JUNK

My First Time Ever

The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone just she and I.

Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what she wanted to do.

Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers down her spine.

I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing my hands on her breast.

I remember my fear my fast beating heart
But slowly she spread her legs apart
And when I did it I felt no shame.

All at once the white stuff came
At last it's finished it's all over now

My first time ever at milking a cow.....

Tony22-250 · 06-11-2009, 02:22 PM

I was like

reading that!!! HA HA HA! sent me for a loop

kutaho · 06-11-2009, 06:51 PM

For some reason, i knew you were talking about milking a cow

Should i seek professional help

Mr. Nameless · 06-11-2009, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by kutaho

For some reason, i knew you were talking about milking a cow

Should i seek professional help

You should consider it...

woolleyworm · 06-11-2009, 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Nameless

You should consider it...

+1

My mind is still in the gutter though......

kutaho · 06-11-2009, 08:38 PM

though her eyes were brown not blue

She was a holstein/angus mix, her name was blackberry.

whitemach · 06-12-2009, 10:06 PM

x-2 on the gutter

kutaho · 06-13-2009, 12:02 PM

come on guys, morning milking starts at 3:30 in the morning. So it's dark, and
at times the moon is out.

Glade i don't have to do that anymore.

Nighthawk · 06-13-2009, 03:51 PM

cycloneman · 06-14-2009, 06:12 PM

until i read that last line i needed a ciggeratte

Mr. Nameless · 06-14-2009, 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cycloneman

until i read that last line i needed a ciggeratte

nice.....

06-11-2009, 11:15 AM	#1
JUNKKING Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Just East of Pittsburgh PA Contributor Posts: 1,784	My first time ever Got this in an e-mail today thought I would share hoe it's new to you. JUNK My First Time Ever The sky was dark The moon was high All alone just she and I. Her hair was soft Her eyes were blue I knew just what she wanted to do. Her skin so soft Her legs so fine I ran my fingers down her spine. I didn't know how But I tried my best I started by placing my hands on her breast. I remember my fear my fast beating heart But slowly she spread her legs apart And when I did it I felt no shame. All at once the white stuff came At last it's finished it's all over now My first time ever at milking a cow..... __________________ Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn every now and again! -->

06-11-2009, 02:22 PM	#2
Tony22-250 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Snellville, GA Posts: 1,146	Re: My first time ever I was like reading that!!! HA HA HA! sent me for a loop __________________ Bullets change governments far surer than votes. The most powerful weapon you can buy isn't a .50 caliber. It's a Senate Seat.... "When injustice becomes law, then resistance becomes duty." Thomas Jefferson

06-11-2009, 06:51 PM	#3
kutaho Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Peoples Republic of the Pacific Northwest Posts: 1,852	Re: My first time ever For some reason, i knew you were talking about milking a cow Should i seek professional help __________________ No man stands in the same river twice If all else fails grab a rock Mi Taku oyasin

06-11-2009, 08:38 PM	#6
kutaho Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Peoples Republic of the Pacific Northwest Posts: 1,852	Re: My first time ever though her eyes were brown not blue She was a holstein/angus mix, her name was blackberry. __________________ No man stands in the same river twice If all else fails grab a rock Mi Taku oyasin Last edited by kutaho; 06-11-2009 at 08:40 PM..

06-12-2009, 10:06 PM	#7
whitemach V.I.P. Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: U.S.A Posts: 109	Re: My first time ever x-2 on the gutter __________________ the best way for evil men to succeed,is for good men to do nothing,,,,down with socialism

06-13-2009, 12:02 PM	#8
kutaho Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Peoples Republic of the Pacific Northwest Posts: 1,852	Re: My first time ever come on guys, morning milking starts at 3:30 in the morning. So it's dark, and at times the moon is out. Glade i don't have to do that anymore. __________________ No man stands in the same river twice If all else fails grab a rock Mi Taku oyasin

06-13-2009, 03:51 PM	#9
Nighthawk Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: South Central Texas Posts: 3,330	Re: My first time ever __________________ Our obligations to our country never cease but with our lives." --John Adams, letter to Benjamin Rush, April 18, 1808 NRA Life TSRA Life GOA Member

06-14-2009, 06:12 PM	#10
cycloneman Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Louisiana Posts: 7,407	Re: My first time ever until i read that last line i needed a ciggeratte __________________ Who are you going to serve today?