IT GOT COLD LAST NIGHT - The Firearms Forum

358 winchester · 01-07-2006, 05:17 AM

I woke you with a lump in my pants this morning and thought I had taken a dump in my sleep

Boy was I happy to find out that it was only a frozen fart

just so that I could be accused of being selfish I turned on the heat and laid it on the pillow next to Carla

Good Morning All have a wonderful day and enjoy it as much as you can

As you can see I am starting mine of in a good mood

Ron

rosierita · 01-07-2006, 05:25 AM

yeah, but i wonder what kinda mood carla is in?!

jaskel · 01-07-2006, 05:35 AM

wow it was over 100 deg F here in OZ the other day...

Marlin · 01-07-2006, 09:47 AM

Tell us about it!!!

We woke up in the low 30s AGAIN......

SouthernMoss · 01-07-2006, 10:06 AM

It's 37° here at 10am. Xracer must have left the door to Minnesota open again!

Deputy Dawg · 01-07-2006, 11:27 AM

At 11:26am CST here it is 69 degrees.

Pistolenschutze · 01-07-2006, 12:07 PM

It's supposed to be almost 70 here in Colorado today. High pressure ridge is sitting right on top of us. Great day for a little outing to the range, though!

pickenup · 01-07-2006, 12:24 PM

You are so thoughtfull.

I’m sure Carla will appreciate it..........

NOT

berto64 · 01-07-2006, 05:22 PM

38* at 4:20ish PM on the banks of the Snake River.

Kimber Man · 01-07-2006, 06:13 PM

I feel sorry for Carla.............I been at the range when you laid a Fart..............You killed all the insects around and everyone had to take a smoke break away from you....

Your Bad...........................

armedandsafe · 01-07-2006, 07:11 PM

34* here at 17:15 and raining, AGAIN! Emptied 1/2 inch from the rain gauge this morning. Brings us to 3" since Dec 20.

This is supposed to be a desert, fer cryin' out loud.

Pops

polishshooter · 01-07-2006, 08:16 PM

But it isn't the smell that gets you, it's the BURNING in my EYES

Pistolenschutze · 01-07-2006, 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Polishshooter

But it isn't the smell that gets you, it's the BURNING in my EYES

And if you've been swilling beer, the whole block gets classified as a toxic waste dumb by the EPA.

ice man · 01-08-2006, 07:47 AM

gezz what a bunch of winers just how do ya think i feel i'm takintg the worst of the cold get over it..

think cold and you will be cold..

forgot to add it's in the mid 20's here this morning..

polishshooter · 01-08-2006, 02:03 PM

Like the old saying "Cold is a state of MIND. And Mind over matter...If you don't F###### mind, it don't F###### MATTER!"

I grew up in Buffalo, and my Dad once said something like, "You can ALWAYS put on another sweater, but when it's HOT there's only so much you can take OFF before they ARREST you!"

armedandsafe · 01-08-2006, 06:02 PM

I grew up in Southern Nevada. When it gets hot, I still wear long sleeved shirts, long pants, a hat and sturdy boots. I learned early on that that sun will KILL you.

Pops

01-07-2006, 05:17 AM	#1
358 winchester TFF Admin Staff Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Pensacola Fl. area Posts: 7,335	IT GOT COLD LAST NIGHT I woke you with a lump in my pants this morning and thought I had taken a dump in my sleep Boy was I happy to find out that it was only a frozen fart just so that I could be accused of being selfish I turned on the heat and laid it on the pillow next to Carla Good Morning All have a wonderful day and enjoy it as much as you can As you can see I am starting mine of in a good mood Ron __________________ Administrator & Owner RangeDay.com Proud, White, Heterosexual, Gun Owning, Southern American, Christian. Any question about where I stand? -->

01-07-2006, 05:25 AM	#2
rosierita Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: South Carolina Posts: 5,218	Re: IT GOT COLD LAST NIGHT yeah, but i wonder what kinda mood carla is in?! __________________

01-07-2006, 05:35 AM	#3
jaskel Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 14	Re: IT GOT COLD LAST NIGHT wow it was over 100 deg F here in OZ the other day... __________________

01-07-2006, 09:47 AM	#4
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	Re: IT GOT COLD LAST NIGHT Tell us about it!!! We woke up in the low 30s AGAIN...... __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

01-07-2006, 10:06 AM	#5
SouthernMoss Admin Tech Staff Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: SW MS Contributor Posts: 10,651	Re: IT GOT COLD LAST NIGHT It's 37° here at 10am. Xracer must have left the door to Minnesota open again! __________________ My Second protects your First "I declare to you that woman must not depend upon the protection of man, but must be taught to protect herself, and there I take my stand." - Susan B Anthony

01-07-2006, 11:27 AM	#6
Deputy Dawg Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Central Texas Gulf Coast Posts: 2,229	Re: IT GOT COLD LAST NIGHT At 11:26am CST here it is 69 degrees. __________________ LOCK and LOAD................................... GOD, GUNS,GUTS the three that keep us FREE!!!!

01-07-2006, 12:07 PM	#7
Pistolenschutze Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Colorado Posts: 13,094	Re: IT GOT COLD LAST NIGHT It's supposed to be almost 70 here in Colorado today. High pressure ridge is sitting right on top of us. Great day for a little outing to the range, though! __________________ --Pistolenschutze (Pistol Shooter)

01-07-2006, 12:24 PM	#8
pickenup Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Colorado Rocky Mountains Posts: 6,837	Re: IT GOT COLD LAST NIGHT You are so thoughtfull. I’m sure Carla will appreciate it.......... NOT __________________ The gene pool needs chlorine

01-07-2006, 05:22 PM	#9
berto64 VMBB Admin Staff Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Owyhee County, Idaho Contributor Posts: 7,388	Re: IT GOT COLD LAST NIGHT 38* at 4:20ish PM on the banks of the Snake River. __________________ Be who you are & say what you will, Those that matter won't mind and those that mind don't matter. I'm a bitter clinger, One Nation Under God.

01-07-2006, 06:13 PM	#10
Kimber Man Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 811	Re: IT GOT COLD LAST NIGHT I feel sorry for Carla.............I been at the range when you laid a Fart..............You killed all the insects around and everyone had to take a smoke break away from you.... Your Bad...........................

01-07-2006, 07:11 PM	#11
armedandsafe Former Guest Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Moses Lake, WA Posts: 10,344	Re: IT GOT COLD LAST NIGHT 34* here at 17:15 and raining, AGAIN! Emptied 1/2 inch from the rain gauge this morning. Brings us to 3" since Dec 20. This is supposed to be a desert, fer cryin' out loud. Pops

01-07-2006, 08:16 PM	#12
polishshooter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Indiana Contributor Posts: 7,860	Re: IT GOT COLD LAST NIGHT But it isn't the smell that gets you, it's the BURNING in my EYES __________________ The problems we face today are there because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by those who vote for a living.

01-08-2006, 07:47 AM	#14
ice man V.I.P. Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Staples,Minnesota Posts: 85	Re: IT GOT COLD LAST NIGHT gezz what a bunch of winers just how do ya think i feel i'm takintg the worst of the cold get over it.. think cold and you will be cold.. forgot to add it's in the mid 20's here this morning.. __________________ Jon''Ice Man''Chapman Ice Man Guides Catch-n Pro Staff www.catch-n.com Last edited by ice man; 01-08-2006 at 07:49 AM..

01-08-2006, 02:03 PM	#15
polishshooter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Indiana Contributor Posts: 7,860	Re: IT GOT COLD LAST NIGHT Like the old saying "Cold is a state of MIND. And Mind over matter...If you don't F###### mind, it don't F###### MATTER!" I grew up in Buffalo, and my Dad once said something like, "You can ALWAYS put on another sweater, but when it's HOT there's only so much you can take OFF before they ARREST you!" __________________ The problems we face today are there because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by those who vote for a living.

01-08-2006, 06:02 PM	#16
armedandsafe Former Guest Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Moses Lake, WA Posts: 10,344	Re: IT GOT COLD LAST NIGHT I grew up in Southern Nevada. When it gets hot, I still wear long sleeved shirts, long pants, a hat and sturdy boots. I learned early on that that sun will KILL you. Pops