Constipational Rights - The Firearms Forum

Lead Lobber · 05-11-2007, 11:04 PM

You need to be protected right here, right now, ... with flavored bowel runners. If you don't agree, vote here right now for gut runners .... or vote against bowels altogther, the movement is .... bowels, and so on ..... bottom line, your guts feel good forever ....

berto64 · 05-12-2007, 12:13 AM

Ooookay?

DWARREN123 · 05-12-2007, 07:54 AM

Drinking again? Too much sun? Just having a brain cramp?

Xracer · 05-12-2007, 08:49 AM

LL.....I think you're referring to the "Poop Provision" of the Constitution, one of the lesser known of our Civil Rights.

The 0th Amendment....."The right of the people to peaceably poop, and to petition the government for soft & supple double ply poop paper shall not be infringed."

It's nice to know that our Founding Fathers had their priorities straight!

Lead Lobber · 05-12-2007, 01:21 PM

Yeah, that's it X - I knew I had to be talking about something important.

Thunderhawk88 · 05-12-2007, 04:10 PM

Sounds like Valley Fever!!!

Xracer · 05-13-2007, 07:35 AM

Nope Thunder......no valleys in this part of Minn-eeeee-sota. Just flat & boring flat prairieland.

And you wouldn't think this important discussion was strange if you had to go out to the outhouse in our thirty below zero winters only to find out that after you'd done your business......that all of the pages in the Sears, Roebuck Catalog were gone!!!!

Bruce FLinch · 05-13-2007, 11:04 AM

So which has a larger carbon footprint, affecting Global warming...Constipation or Non-Constipation??

Lead Lobber · 05-14-2007, 01:13 AM

Both contribute on a balanced basis of course. If **** could float, whom would need water wings?

Thunderhawk88 · 05-14-2007, 04:15 PM

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And you wouldn't think this important discussion was strange if you had to go out to the outhouse in our thirty below zero winters only to find out that after you'd done your business......that all of the pages in the Sears, Roebuck Catalog were gone!!!!

And I thought only Are-Kansas and Mrs. Sippy still had the ol' head-shed!

Lead Lobber · 05-18-2007, 03:44 AM

Whooee - my hat's off to you folks that use the outhouse. Talk about roughing it, you make America strong! In freezing winds, and cool stuff like that - yeah, those boys and girls deserve honerable mention - yeah the people from the hills - are the heart of our nation.

05-11-2007, 11:04 PM	#1
Lead Lobber Former Guest Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Central California coastal area Posts: 965	Constipational Rights You need to be protected right here, right now, ... with flavored bowel runners. If you don't agree, vote here right now for gut runners .... or vote against bowels altogther, the movement is .... bowels, and so on ..... bottom line, your guts feel good forever .... -->

05-12-2007, 12:13 AM	#2
berto64 VMBB Admin Staff Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Owyhee County, Idaho Contributor Posts: 7,388	Re: Constipational Rights Ooookay? __________________ Be who you are & say what you will, Those that matter won't mind and those that mind don't matter. I'm a bitter clinger, One Nation Under God.

05-12-2007, 07:54 AM	#3
DWARREN123 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: BETWEEN TN & KY Posts: 764	Re: Constipational Rights Drinking again? Too much sun? Just having a brain cramp? __________________ Have a nice day!

05-12-2007, 08:49 AM	#4
Xracer TFF Admin Staff Mediator Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Minn-eeee-sota, ya, sure, you bet! Posts: 9,144	Re: Constipational Rights LL.....I think you're referring to the "Poop Provision" of the Constitution, one of the lesser known of our Civil Rights. The 0th Amendment....."The right of the people to peaceably poop, and to petition the government for soft & supple double ply poop paper shall not be infringed." It's nice to know that our Founding Fathers had their priorities straight!

05-12-2007, 01:21 PM	#5
Lead Lobber Former Guest Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Central California coastal area Posts: 965	Re: Constipational Rights Yeah, that's it X - I knew I had to be talking about something important.

05-12-2007, 04:10 PM	#6
Thunderhawk88 V.I.P. Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: So. California Desert style.. Posts: 109	Re: Constipational Rights Sounds like Valley Fever!!!

05-13-2007, 07:35 AM	#7
Xracer TFF Admin Staff Mediator Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Minn-eeee-sota, ya, sure, you bet! Posts: 9,144	Re: Constipational Rights Nope Thunder......no valleys in this part of Minn-eeeee-sota. Just flat & boring flat prairieland. And you wouldn't think this important discussion was strange if you had to go out to the outhouse in our thirty below zero winters only to find out that after you'd done your business......that all of the pages in the Sears, Roebuck Catalog were gone!!!!

05-13-2007, 11:04 AM	#8
Bruce FLinch Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bay Point, Kali..aka Gun Point Posts: 5,016	Re: Constipational Rights So which has a larger carbon footprint, affecting Global warming...Constipation or Non-Constipation?? __________________ A bad day @ the Range, is better than a good day @ work.

05-14-2007, 01:13 AM	#9
Lead Lobber Former Guest Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Central California coastal area Posts: 965	Re: Constipational Rights Both contribute on a balanced basis of course. If **** could float, whom would need water wings?

05-18-2007, 03:44 AM	#11
Lead Lobber Former Guest Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Central California coastal area Posts: 965	Re: Constipational Rights Whooee - my hat's off to you folks that use the outhouse. Talk about roughing it, you make America strong! In freezing winds, and cool stuff like that - yeah, those boys and girls deserve honerable mention - yeah the people from the hills - are the heart of our nation.