A man and his wife had been married for 35 years. They were sitting in the kitchen and all of a sudden the wife gets up, walks over to the husband and slaps the snot out of him.
"What was that for??" he asked
"35 years of bad sex" she replied.
He thought for a moment and got up and went to her and slapped her just as hard.
"What was that for?" she asked.
He simply replied "Knowing the difference"
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