14. And lo, in the midst of chaos, from the pristine mountains and forests of the Austrian land there arose a small yet regal voice, crying forth in the wilderness: "Repent ye idolators and worshipers of all that is too aged, too hackneyed, to be thus worthy of your praise! Harken you now instead to the firmness, the utility, the ergonomic lines of the Angel Polymer; it is the Revelation, the revealer of all that is to be!
15. And the 1911 heard this fearsome voice and it cowered in fear. And thus it was the archangel, who was Glock, descended on the land and cast out all the evil that had been wrought by the false prophet 1911, and the shooting world was restored.
16. No more would the plagues of burdensome weight, short magazines, and ackward mechanics descend upon the fraternity of shooters. No more would eons be required for safeties to be released and a single shot to be fired.
17. And lo, the fraternity of shooters heeded the purdent words of the archangel Glock, and flocked to his banner. And it was good.