What do you call a hooker with no legs? - The Firearms Forum

hoser1 · 06-12-2006, 10:41 PM

A night crawler.

southernshooter · 06-12-2006, 10:42 PM

inplanotx · 06-13-2006, 12:42 PM

armedandsafe · 06-17-2006, 12:51 AM

I thought that was a wall hanger.

Pops

lead · 06-17-2006, 05:35 AM

What do you call a girl with a wooden leg?

Peg.

What do you call a girl with a wooden leg that is too short?

Eileen(I lean)

What do you call her if she's Japanese?

Irene

southernshooter · 06-17-2006, 07:38 AM

hoser1 · 06-20-2006, 10:16 PM

What do you call a swimmer with no arms or legs?
Bob

What do you say to a one-legged hitch-hiker?
Hop in

What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter, he ain't coming to you anyway.

lead · 06-21-2006, 08:53 AM

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hoser1 V.I.P. Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Ark-La-Tex Posts: 271	What do you call a hooker with no legs? A night crawler. -->

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06-17-2006, 12:51 AM	#4
armedandsafe Former Guest Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Moses Lake, WA Posts: 10,344	Re: What do you call a hooker with no legs? I thought that was a wall hanger. Pops

06-17-2006, 05:35 AM	#5
lead Advanced Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Missouri Posts: 1,522	Re: What do you call a hooker with no legs? What do you call a girl with a wooden leg? Peg. What do you call a girl with a wooden leg that is too short? Eileen(I lean) What do you call her if she's Japanese? Irene __________________ The best things in life, are not things.

06-17-2006, 07:38 AM	#6
southernshooter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Deep South Mississippi Posts: 5,943	Re: What do you call a hooker with no legs? __________________ Only you can see this

06-20-2006, 10:16 PM	#7
hoser1 V.I.P. Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Ark-La-Tex Posts: 271	Re: What do you call a hooker with no legs? What do you call a swimmer with no arms or legs? Bob What do you say to a one-legged hitch-hiker? Hop in What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he ain't coming to you anyway.

06-21-2006, 08:53 AM	#8
lead Advanced Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Missouri Posts: 1,522	Re: What do you call a hooker with no legs? __________________ The best things in life, are not things.