A Little Girl on a Plane - The Firearms Forum

fedupdon · 05-18-2009, 09:44 AM

A Little Girl on a Plane

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the
airplane when the stranger turned to her and said,
'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you
strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed
it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you
like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about
nuclear power?' and he smiles.

'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic.
But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow,
and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a
deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a
flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried
grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's
intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have
no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel
qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know
crap?

Charlie the sniper · 05-18-2009, 10:26 AM

Lotsdragon · 05-18-2009, 01:21 PM

Tony22-250 · 05-18-2009, 02:07 PM

ROLF im going to have to use that on some one

cycloneman · 05-18-2009, 09:04 PM

yea, that was the kind of talk my daughter would have thrown out. see knows it all.

glocknut · 05-18-2009, 10:04 PM

mike
gn

05-18-2009, 09:44 AM	#1
fedupdon V.I.P. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 307	A Little Girl on a Plane A Little Girl on a Plane A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.' The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?' 'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles. 'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?' The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.' To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know crap? -->

05-18-2009, 10:26 AM	#2
Charlie the sniper Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: England, thats the USN aircraft carrier near europe. Posts: 751	Re: A Little Girl on a Plane __________________ Never Forget, the price paid for Freedom.

05-18-2009, 01:21 PM	#3
Lotsdragon Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Potosi, Mo Posts: 813	Re: A Little Girl on a Plane

05-18-2009, 02:07 PM	#4
Tony22-250 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Snellville, GA Posts: 1,146	Re: A Little Girl on a Plane ROLF im going to have to use that on some one __________________ Bullets change governments far surer than votes. The most powerful weapon you can buy isn't a .50 caliber. It's a Senate Seat.... "When injustice becomes law, then resistance becomes duty." Thomas Jefferson

05-18-2009, 09:04 PM	#5
cycloneman Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Louisiana Posts: 7,407	Re: A Little Girl on a Plane yea, that was the kind of talk my daughter would have thrown out. see knows it all. __________________ Who are you going to serve today?

05-18-2009, 10:04 PM	#6
glocknut Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: THE FORUM MASCOTT... Posts: 12,482	Re: A Little Girl on a Plane mike gn __________________ Where O where are you tonight? Why have you gone and left me alone? I searched to world over and a thought i found true love... You met another and PTThhh you were gone....