PMS - The Firearms Forum

Gunfyter · 05-21-2003, 09:32 AM

Fortunately, most women's pms is not that severe. Mine was barely noticeable at all.... no really.... I promise!!

Yeah, sure, .... uh huh ... right on....

I've always heard that pms was puttin' up with mens' sh*t.

SouthernMoss · 05-21-2003, 09:37 AM

Well, I wasn't gonna say that in a room full of men, but now that you've brought it up ....

Gunfyter · 05-21-2003, 09:47 AM

gotta tell it like it is.

Evilahole · 05-22-2003, 06:06 PM

I get PTS...Pre Testosterone Syndrone.
Wife says I get nice for 1 week out of the month...

gpostal · 05-24-2003, 09:41 PM

never trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die

coyote 270 · 05-26-2003, 11:42 PM

I saw this somewhere, can't remember, hope it wasnt here. But here goes:

Why is it called PMS??

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Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.....

armedandsafe · 05-27-2003, 12:38 PM

Oh, coyote, you poor, misguided soul. You in trouble now!

Deeeep doodoo

SoMoss, don't do that. Wait 'til his back is turned, at least.

T, wait your turn, now. Don't go pushin' and shovin'.

Oh, Lawdy Mercy. He done did it now.

1952Sniper · 05-27-2003, 12:50 PM

coyote 270, I think you'd better lay low for a while. That was a pretty darn good one, but I'm too scared to laugh.

SouthernMoss · 05-27-2003, 01:34 PM

Now fellas, you know I'm too much of a lady to even acknowledge a remark like the one coyote just made.....

..... besides, revenge is a dish best served cold.

Gunfyter · 05-27-2003, 01:36 PM

comes to mind. Definitely need a GOOD sense of humor around these parts.

coyote 270 · 05-27-2003, 05:59 PM

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how long do I have to lay low around here??

inplanotx · 05-27-2003, 06:38 PM

Well yote, think yer gonna hafta belly up to the bar; watch out for that worm eatin dawg, and buy the next round!

armedandsafe · 05-27-2003, 07:39 PM

Coyote: If you stick your head up and your hair gets parted down to your chin, you can take that as a sign you didn't lay low long enough.

coyote 270 · 05-27-2003, 08:39 PM

I was gonna post someting like: What kind of flowers? Roses or pussywillows, for all these Young Ladies, but thought bettter of it. Ya know, I really am a nice guy but sometimes, getting older and all, I just don't have the self control I used to have.

inplanotx · 05-27-2003, 08:55 PM

Yup, 'yote, been there done that. Roses used to work, but I'll be damned if I can get out of it anymore!

coyote 270 · 05-27-2003, 09:04 PM

I would hope that the Young, Vivacious, Eye-Appeasing, Lovely, Intelligent, Thoughtful, and from what I hear, not very Vengeful, Ladies that freguent this board would appeal to their inner selves and relent from this vendetta against this ole mangey dog. I mean all I said was......................

SouthernMoss · 05-27-2003, 10:22 PM

<<<icy silence>>>

Oh ALL RIGHT!!!! Just quit making those puppy dog eyes at me!

coyote 270 · 05-27-2003, 10:45 PM

Alright, feels like I just came out of the Hen House with a mouth full. Now that I am back on track here, did ya hear about the lastest Definition of a Beaver?

SouthernMoss · 05-27-2003, 10:50 PM

Carefull!!!!!

05-27-2003, 10:59 PM

You mean a splittail don't ya.

Once heard a guy say them female soldiers are some real crack troops

coyote 270 · 05-27-2003, 11:12 PM

Hey, that wasnt me that just said that about the "splittail", that was one of them other guys. Man, I'm just getting out of the hen house as it is and not about to screw things up, at least for a day of two anyway.

SouthernMoss · 05-27-2003, 11:28 PM

Don't worry, Coyote, I'm taking names.... Piggy'll get his, you just watch......

ruffitt · 05-28-2003, 12:56 AM

Yo, yote270-

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Ya know, I really am a nice guy but sometimes, getting older and all, I just don't have the self control I used to have.

Ain't that called incontinence?

inplanotx · 05-28-2003, 10:13 AM

ROFLMAO!!!!

05-21-2003, 09:32 AM	#1
Gunfyter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western Maryland Posts: 1,956	PMS Fortunately, most women's pms is not that severe. Mine was barely noticeable at all.... no really.... I promise!! Yeah, sure, .... uh huh ... right on.... I've always heard that pms was puttin' up with mens' sht. __________________ Anything worth shooting once, is worth shooting again. If it ain't broke, break it. Someone needs the work --> Last edited by Gunfyter; 05-21-2003 at 09:34 AM..*

05-21-2003, 09:47 AM	#3
Gunfyter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western Maryland Posts: 1,956	Yep gotta tell it like it is. __________________ Anything worth shooting once, is worth shooting again. If it ain't broke, break it. Someone needs the work

05-27-2003, 01:36 PM	#10
Gunfyter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western Maryland Posts: 1,956	SKATIN' ON THIN ICE comes to mind. Definitely need a GOOD sense of humor around these parts. __________________ Anything worth shooting once, is worth shooting again. If it ain't broke, break it. Someone needs the work Last edited by Gunfyter; 05-27-2003 at 01:37 PM..

05-27-2003, 06:38 PM	#12
inplanotx Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 8,897	Well yote, think yer gonna hafta belly up to the bar; watch out for that worm eatin dawg, and buy the next round! __________________

05-27-2003, 08:55 PM	#15
inplanotx Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 8,897	Yup, 'yote, been there done that. Roses used to work, but I'll be damned if I can get out of it anymore! __________________

05-21-2003, 09:37 AM	#2
SouthernMoss Admin Tech Staff Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: SW MS Contributor Posts: 10,651	Well, I wasn't gonna say that in a room full of men, but now that you've brought it up ....

05-22-2003, 06:06 PM	#4
Evilahole V.I.P. Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 348	I get PTS...Pre Testosterone Syndrone. Wife says I get nice for 1 week out of the month...

05-24-2003, 09:41 PM	#5
gpostal Former Guest Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 4,552	never trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die

05-26-2003, 11:42 PM	#6
coyote 270 V.I.P. Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Wash. State Posts: 210	I saw this somewhere, can't remember, hope it wasnt here. But here goes: Why is it called PMS?? . . . . . . . Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.....

05-27-2003, 12:38 PM	#7
armedandsafe Former Guest Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Moses Lake, WA Posts: 10,344	Oh, coyote, you poor, misguided soul. You in trouble now! Deeeep doodoo SoMoss, don't do that. Wait 'til his back is turned, at least. T, wait your turn, now. Don't go pushin' and shovin'. Oh, Lawdy Mercy. He done did it now.

05-27-2003, 12:50 PM	#8
1952Sniper Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 5,138	coyote 270, I think you'd better lay low for a while. That was a pretty darn good one, but I'm too scared to laugh.

05-27-2003, 01:34 PM	#9
SouthernMoss Admin Tech Staff Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: SW MS Contributor Posts: 10,651	Now fellas, you know I'm too much of a lady to even acknowledge a remark like the one coyote just made..... ..... besides, revenge is a dish best served cold.

05-27-2003, 05:59 PM	#11
coyote 270 V.I.P. Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Wash. State Posts: 210	. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . how long do I have to lay low around here??

05-27-2003, 07:39 PM	#13
armedandsafe Former Guest Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Moses Lake, WA Posts: 10,344	Coyote: If you stick your head up and your hair gets parted down to your chin, you can take that as a sign you didn't lay low long enough.

05-27-2003, 08:39 PM	#14
coyote 270 V.I.P. Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Wash. State Posts: 210	I was gonna post someting like: What kind of flowers? Roses or pussywillows, for all these Young Ladies, but thought bettter of it. Ya know, I really am a nice guy but sometimes, getting older and all, I just don't have the self control I used to have.

05-27-2003, 09:04 PM	#16
coyote 270 V.I.P. Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Wash. State Posts: 210	I would hope that the Young, Vivacious, Eye-Appeasing, Lovely, Intelligent, Thoughtful, and from what I hear, not very Vengeful, Ladies that freguent this board would appeal to their inner selves and relent from this vendetta against this ole mangey dog. I mean all I said was......................

05-27-2003, 10:22 PM	#17
SouthernMoss Admin Tech Staff Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: SW MS Contributor Posts: 10,651	<<<icy silence>>> Oh ALL RIGHT!!!! Just quit making those puppy dog eyes at me!

05-27-2003, 10:45 PM	#18
coyote 270 V.I.P. Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Wash. State Posts: 210	Alright, feels like I just came out of the Hen House with a mouth full. Now that I am back on track here, did ya hear about the lastest Definition of a Beaver?

05-27-2003, 10:50 PM	#19
SouthernMoss Admin Tech Staff Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: SW MS Contributor Posts: 10,651	Carefull!!!!!

05-27-2003, 10:59 PM	#20
warpig Adnanced Senior Member Posts: n/a	You mean a splittail don't ya. Once heard a guy say them female soldiers are some real crack troops

05-27-2003, 11:12 PM	#21
coyote 270 V.I.P. Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Wash. State Posts: 210	Hey, that wasnt me that just said that about the "splittail", that was one of them other guys. Man, I'm just getting out of the hen house as it is and not about to screw things up, at least for a day of two anyway.

05-27-2003, 11:28 PM	#22
SouthernMoss Admin Tech Staff Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: SW MS Contributor Posts: 10,651	Don't worry, Coyote, I'm taking names.... Piggy'll get his, you just watch......

05-28-2003, 10:13 AM	#24
inplanotx Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 8,897	ROFLMAO!!!! __________________