My poor son! - The Firearms Forum

hkruss · 12-15-2009, 08:42 PM

Not a joke, but rather a story about something I did to my son once.
First, let me say, my son and I are very close and we have always picked at and kidded each other constantly. (And we both have a twisted sense of humor!).

When Stephen was about to hit puberty age, I decided to have a little fun with him. I sat him down and told him I needed to have a serious talk with him. I started off, "now son, you are at an age where your body is going to start changing. You're going to start to grow hair in places on your body where you never had hair before. But don't worry, it just means you are growing up. It happens to all boys. But the main thing is about your wiener. Now I don't want you to be scared, but one day soon, your little boy wiener is gonna fall off, but don't worry 'cause in a few weeks, your big boy wiener is going to start growing out"!
No punch line here, but the look on his little face was priceless! What made it even funnier was that he wasn't sure if I was kidding since I kept a straight face the whole time, but he knew how much I liked to joke with him.

I think I eventually told him the truth.

Told ya I have a twisted sense of humor!!!

Eddie N · 12-15-2009, 08:47 PM

Too bad ya didn't take pics!

johnlives4christ · 12-15-2009, 08:51 PM

Maximilian II · 12-16-2009, 04:15 AM

WRONG!
But funny.
I told my red-headed step daughter that boys would want to touch her in places they shouldn't. She slapped me and told me they already tried. Good kid!
I taught her well. Good palm strike!
(Teaching her since she was 4 in Kung Fu.)

12-15-2009, 08:42 PM	#1
hkruss Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Mobile, Al. Posts: 1,092	My poor son! Not a joke, but rather a story about something I did to my son once. First, let me say, my son and I are very close and we have always picked at and kidded each other constantly. (And we both have a twisted sense of humor!). When Stephen was about to hit puberty age, I decided to have a little fun with him. I sat him down and told him I needed to have a serious talk with him. I started off, "now son, you are at an age where your body is going to start changing. You're going to start to grow hair in places on your body where you never had hair before. But don't worry, it just means you are growing up. It happens to all boys. But the main thing is about your wiener. Now I don't want you to be scared, but one day soon, your little boy wiener is gonna fall off, but don't worry 'cause in a few weeks, your big boy wiener is going to start growing out"! No punch line here, but the look on his little face was priceless! What made it even funnier was that he wasn't sure if I was kidding since I kept a straight face the whole time, but he knew how much I liked to joke with him. I think I eventually told him the truth. Told ya I have a twisted sense of humor!!! __________________ obama - "non gratum anus rodentum" -->

12-15-2009, 08:47 PM	#2
Eddie N Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Colorado Contributor Posts: 1,192	Re: My poor son! Too bad ya didn't take pics!

12-15-2009, 08:51 PM	#3
johnlives4christ Former Guest Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Kentucky Posts: 3,828	Re: My poor son! lol

12-16-2009, 04:15 AM	#4
Maximilian II Advanced Senior Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Northwest GA Posts: 1,385	Re: My poor son! WRONG! But funny. I told my red-headed step daughter that boys would want to touch her in places they shouldn't. She slapped me and told me they already tried. Good kid! I taught her well. Good palm strike! (Teaching her since she was 4 in Kung Fu.) __________________ Karma is just justice, without the satisfaction. And I don't believe in justice. -Joe Sarno, bagman.