Father O'Malley - The Firearms Forum

berto64 · 01-30-2007, 01:03 PM

>>Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his new
>Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a
>deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a
>jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn.
>
>He promptly called the local police station.
>
>The conversation went like this:
>"Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?"
>
>"And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St.
>Brigid's. There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn. Would ye
>be so kind as to send a couple o' yer lads to take care of the matter?"
>
>Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a
>smirk, "Well now father, it was always my impression that you people
>took care of last rites!"
>
>There was dead silence on the line for a long moment.
>
>Father O'Malley then replied: "Aye, 'tis certainly true, but we are also required to notify the next of kin."

Nighthawk · 01-30-2007, 04:27 PM

Marlin · 01-30-2007, 04:41 PM

01-30-2007, 01:03 PM	#1
berto64 VMBB Admin Staff Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Owyhee County, Idaho Contributor Posts: 7,385	Father O'Malley >>Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his new >Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a >deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a >jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. > >He promptly called the local police station. > >The conversation went like this: >"Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?" > >"And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St. >Brigid's. There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn. Would ye >be so kind as to send a couple o' yer lads to take care of the matter?" > >Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a >smirk, "Well now father, it was always my impression that you people >took care of last rites!" > >There was dead silence on the line for a long moment. > >Father O'Malley then replied: "Aye, 'tis certainly true, but we are also required to notify the next of kin." __________________ Be who you are & say what you will, Those that matter won't mind and those that mind don't matter. I'm a bitter clinger, One Nation Under God. -->

01-30-2007, 04:27 PM	#2
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01-30-2007, 04:41 PM	#3
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