Something about Prepositions - The Firearms Forum

berto64 · 09-23-2006, 01:53 AM

SOMETHING ABOUT PREPOSITIONS?

Harry is getting along in years and finds that he is unable to perform sexually. He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but
nothing seems to work. So the doctor refers him to an American
Indian medicine man.
The medicine man says, "I can cure this." That said, he throws a
white powder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke.
Then he says, "This is powerful medicine. You can only use it
once a year.

All you have to do is say '123,' and it shall rise for as long as
you wish!"

The guy then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want to
continue?" The medicine man replies: "All you or your partner has
to say is 1234, and it will go down. But be warned - it will not work
again for another year."

Harry rushes home, eager to try out his new powers and prowess. That
night he is ready to surprise Joyce. He showers, shaves, and puts
on his most exotic shaving lotion. He gets into bed, and lying next to
her says, "123." He suddenly becomes more aroused than any time in his
life ... just as the medicine man had promised. Joyce, who had been facing
away, turns over and asks, "What did you say 123 for?"

And now you know why you shouldn't end a sentence with a preposition.

Marlin · 09-23-2006, 10:26 AM

Heart breaking, but funnier each time.

09-23-2006, 01:53 AM	#1
berto64 VMBB Admin Staff Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Owyhee County, Idaho Contributor Posts: 7,385	Something about Prepositions SOMETHING ABOUT PREPOSITIONS? Harry is getting along in years and finds that he is unable to perform sexually. He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but nothing seems to work. So the doctor refers him to an American Indian medicine man. The medicine man says, "I can cure this." That said, he throws a white powder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. Then he says, "This is powerful medicine. You can only use it once a year. All you have to do is say '123,' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!" The guy then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want to continue?" The medicine man replies: "All you or your partner has to say is 1234, and it will go down. But be warned - it will not work again for another year." Harry rushes home, eager to try out his new powers and prowess. That night he is ready to surprise Joyce. He showers, shaves, and puts on his most exotic shaving lotion. He gets into bed, and lying next to her says, "123." He suddenly becomes more aroused than any time in his life ... just as the medicine man had promised. Joyce, who had been facing away, turns over and asks, "What did you say 123 for?" And now you know why you shouldn't end a sentence with a preposition. __________________ Be who you are & say what you will, Those that matter won't mind and those that mind don't matter. I'm a bitter clinger, One Nation Under God. -->

09-23-2006, 10:26 AM	#2
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	Re: Something about Prepositions Heart breaking, but funnier each time. __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*