You gotta' love our Texas women...
The owner of a golf course in Texas was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.
He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the
University of Texas and I need some help. If I were to give you
$20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything but my earrings.