Subject: HAPPY THANKSGIVING, MERRY CHISTMAS, HAPPY HANUKKAH, HAPPY HOLIDAYS, JOYOUS WINTER SOLSTICE, ETC. & HAPPY NEW YEAR 2007
Best Wishes to you and your families, friends and significant others, etc., for a Happy Thanksgiving, a very Merry Christmas, a Happy, Healthy Hanukkah, Joyous Winter Solstice, etc. and a Happy, Healthy New Year 2008!*
*For those that enjoy certain politically correct qualifications, reservations, quibbles and legalisms with or in addition to their greetings, we offer the following:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to observe religious or secular traditions at all.
I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures.
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