The Pope & Pelosi
The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front
of a huge crowd.
The Pope leans towards Mrs. Pelosi and said, "Do you know that with one
little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with
This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their
and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"
Pelosi replied, "I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your
hand? Show me!"
So the Pope smacked her upside the head --
AND THE CROWD ROARED & CHEERED WILDLY!
Kind of brings tears to your eyes, doesn't it?
"A strong body makes the mind strong. As to the species of exercises, I advise the gun. While this gives moderate exercise to the body, it gives boldness, enterprise and independence to the mind. Games played with the ball, and others of that nature, are too violent for the body and stamp no character on the mind. Let your gun therefore be your constant companion of your walks." --Thomas Jefferson, letter to Peter Carr, 1785