Friday Joke - The Firearms Forum

Gunfyter · 05-20-2005, 09:05 AM

Sex in the Dark

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She Figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while
They were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned On the lights. She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a
battery-operated leisure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!" The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll
explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."

Marlin · 05-20-2005, 09:32 AM

Good Point!!!!!!!!!!!

But - -

Still BAD

pickenup · 05-20-2005, 04:25 PM

OOPS.......

Neil · 05-21-2005, 01:36 PM

Oh My. that's a bad one.

05-20-2005, 09:05 AM	#1
Gunfyter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western Maryland Posts: 1,956	Friday Joke Sex in the Dark There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She Figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while They were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned On the lights. She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!" The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids." __________________ Anything worth shooting once, is worth shooting again. If it ain't broke, break it. Someone needs the work -->

05-20-2005, 09:32 AM	#2
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,854	Re: Friday Joke Good Point!!!!!!!!!!! But - - Still BAD __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

05-20-2005, 04:25 PM	#3
pickenup Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Colorado Rocky Mountains Posts: 6,841	Re: Friday Joke OOPS....... __________________ The gene pool needs chlorine

05-21-2005, 01:36 PM	#4
Neil Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Stanwood washington Posts: 678	Re: Friday Joke Oh My. that's a bad one. __________________ God Bless America, This Great Land we call HOME.