The economy is so bad that . . . - The Firearms Forum

Pistolenschutze · 05-21-2009, 02:01 PM

THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD THAT:

CEO's are playing miniature golf.

Jewish women are marrying anyone - even for love.

Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama administration aren't paying their taxes.

Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

Obama met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: GE, Pfizer and Citigroup.

McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names

A truckload of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico

The most highly-paid job is now jury duty

Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting

People in India are donating money to Americans

Mothers in China are telling their kids, "Finish your plate, do you know how many kids are starving in the US ?"

Motel Six won't leave the light on

Marlin · 05-21-2009, 02:40 PM

Perhaps there is more truth to those than fiction, Pistol......

***Ducking***

fmacsin1 · 05-21-2009, 03:21 PM

OK, Pistol, this is just too good!

armedandsafe · 05-22-2009, 12:39 AM

Quote:

Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting

The stock broker went with him.

Pops

oscarmayer · 05-22-2009, 06:31 AM

it so bad nigerians are receiving emails stating : dear sir you're the last living realtion of _______ if you send money to the us bank ........

ampaterry · 05-22-2009, 07:44 AM

GREAT ones, Pistolen!

The other day, a guy on the street asked me if I could break a five for him -
And was holding a nickel in his hand.

The local gas station has instituted a lay-away plan.

bcj1755 · 05-22-2009, 09:29 AM

...Somalians are calling Americans "Skinnies"

...Somali pirates have started stopping American ships so they can give their loot to the poor and less fortunate.

...other countries are giving the US foreign aid.

S&W-4me · 05-27-2009, 04:09 AM

The economy is so bad that . .

The Mafia is laying off some of their Judges

Ed

Nighthawk · 05-27-2009, 10:12 AM

05-21-2009, 02:01 PM	#1
Pistolenschutze Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Colorado Posts: 13,094	The economy is so bad that . . . THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD THAT: CEO's are playing miniature golf. Jewish women are marrying anyone - even for love. Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama administration aren't paying their taxes. Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM. Obama met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: GE, Pfizer and Citigroup. McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names A truckload of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico The most highly-paid job is now jury duty Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting People in India are donating money to Americans Mothers in China are telling their kids, "Finish your plate, do you know how many kids are starving in the US ?" Motel Six won't leave the light on __________________ --Pistolenschutze (Pistol Shooter) -->

05-21-2009, 02:40 PM	#2
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,854	Re: The economy is so bad that . . . Perhaps there is more truth to those than fiction, Pistol...... *Ducking* __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

05-21-2009, 03:21 PM	#3
fmacsin1 V.I.P. Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Moosehead Lake, Maine Posts: 433	Re: The economy is so bad that . . . OK, Pistol, this is just too good!

05-22-2009, 06:31 AM	#5
oscarmayer Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Contributor Posts: 2,387	Re: The economy is so bad that . . . it so bad nigerians are receiving emails stating : dear sir you're the last living realtion of _______ if you send money to the us bank ........

05-22-2009, 07:44 AM	#6
ampaterry TFF Admin Staff Chaplain Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: West Tennessee Contributor Posts: 6,376	Re: The economy is so bad that . . . GREAT ones, Pistolen! The other day, a guy on the street asked me if I could break a five for him - And was holding a nickel in his hand. The local gas station has instituted a lay-away plan. __________________ Reason given by one of Obama's more intellectual supporters when asked why she voted for him: *"He gave me a PHONE!!"*

05-22-2009, 09:29 AM	#7
bcj1755 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: A wretched hive of scum and villiany Posts: 4,357	Re: The economy is so bad that . . . ...Somalians are calling Americans "Skinnies" ...Somali pirates have started stopping American ships so they can give their loot to the poor and less fortunate. ...other countries are giving the US foreign aid. __________________ History is much like an endless waltz. The three beats of war, peace, and revolution continue on forever. Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges - Cicero If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen. - Samuel Adams Last edited by bcj1755; 05-22-2009 at 09:31 AM..

05-27-2009, 04:09 AM	#8
S&W-4me Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Connecticut, USA Posts: 46	Re: The economy is so bad that . . . The economy is so bad that . . The Mafia is laying off some of their Judges Ed Last edited by S&W-4me; 05-27-2009 at 07:34 AM..

05-27-2009, 10:12 AM	#9
Nighthawk Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: South Central Texas Posts: 3,330	Re: The economy is so bad that . . . __________________ Our obligations to our country never cease but with our lives." --John Adams, letter to Benjamin Rush, April 18, 1808 NRA Life TSRA Life GOA Member