Catholic Priest

[jestor]

> >
> > A Catholic Priest was about to finish his tour of duty and was leaving
> > his Mission in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives
> > when he realizes that the one thing he never taught them was how
> > to speak English.
> >
> > So he takes the chief for a walk in the forest. He points to a tree and
> > says
> > to the chief,"This is a tree."
> >
> > The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree."
> >
> > The Priest is pleased with the response. They walk a little farther
> > and he points to a rock and says,"This is a rock."
> >
> > Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, "Rock."
> >
> > The Priest was really getting enthusiasticabout the results when he
> > hears a rustling in the bushes.
> >
> > As they peek over the top, he sees a couple of natives in the midst of
> > heavy sexual activity. The Priest is really flustered and quickly
> > responds,"Man riding a bike."
> >
> > The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun and kills
> > them.
> >
> > The Priest goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years
> > teaching the tribe how to be civilized and kind to each other, so how
> > could
> > he
> > kill these people in cold blood that way?
> >
> > The chief replied, "My bike."