Sure U got an HMO----Yeah Rite!!!

ibtrukn
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(1/28/03 12:41:19 pm)
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> > > > Ten Top Indicators that your Employer has changed to a cheaper HMO:
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> > > > 10. Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
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> > > > 9. Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a
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> > > > left when you enter the trailer park."
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> > > > 8. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
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> > > > 7. The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
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> > > > 6. The only item listed under Preventative Care coverage is "An
> > apple a day."
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> > > > 5. Your primary care physician is wearing the pants
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> > > > you gave to Goodwill last month.
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> > > > 4. "The patient is responsible for 200% of
out-of-network-charges"
> > is not a typo.
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> > > > 3. The only expense covered 100% is embalming.
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> > > > 2. With your last HMO, your Prozac didn't come in different
colors
> > with little M's on them.
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> > > > And the number 1 sign you've joined a cheap HMO:
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> > > > 1. You ask for Viagra; you get a Popsicle stick and duct tape.
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cointoss 2
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(1/30/03 8:33:08 pm)
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IB, heck it isn't just HMOs, it is all the insurance companys. All have rates out of this world and then they don't want to pay anything back.
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(1/30/03 9:11:50 pm)
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ibtrukn
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(1/31/03 1:36:40 pm)
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