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Maximilian II · 03-11-2010, 01:39 AM

CHINESE SICK LEAVE : 'I NO COME WORK TODAY !!!'

Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work
today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs
hurt, I no come work.'

The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really
need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my
wife and tell her to give me Sex. That Makes everything
better and I go to work.. You try that.'

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You
say and I feel Great. I be at work soon . . .. You got
nice house.'

03-11-2010, 01:39 AM	#1
Maximilian II Advanced Senior Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Northwest GA Posts: 1,381	Sick leave CHINESE SICK LEAVE : 'I NO COME WORK TODAY !!!' Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.' The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me Sex. That Makes everything better and I go to work.. You try that.' Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You say and I feel Great. I be at work soon . . .. You got nice house.' __________________ Karma is just justice, without the satisfaction. And I don't believe in justice. -Joe Sarno, bagman. -->