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Old 03-25-2006, 10:01 AM   #1
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>A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car
and
> was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde. The
blonde
> cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse
and
> was getting progressively more agitated.
> "What does it look like?" she finally asked.
>
> The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."
>
> The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to
the
> policewoman. "Here it is," she said.
>
> The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying,
> "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."
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Old 03-26-2006, 01:07 AM   #2
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Classic, but still one of the great ones
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Old 03-26-2006, 10:12 AM   #3
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bruce FLinch
>A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car
and
> was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde. The
blonde
> cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse
and
> was getting progressively more agitated.
> "What does it look like?" she finally asked.
>
> The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."
>
> The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to
the
> policewoman. "Here it is," she said.
>
> The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying,
> "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."
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