A democrat for five minutes....
A Democrat for Five Minutes
I was driving from Wheeler to Colfax the other day
when a tire blew out. Checking my spare, I found that it too was flat.
My only option was to flag down a passing motorist and get a ride to
the next town.
The first vehicle to stop was an old man in Ford Explorer with union decals all over it.
He yelled out the window, "Need a lift?"
"Yes, I sure do," I replied.
"You a Republican or Democrat," asked the old man.
" Republican," I replied.
"Well, you can just go to Hell," yelled the old man as he sped off.
Another grubby looking guy in a Chevy pickup with a bent front wheel stopped, rolled down the window, and asked me the same question.
Again, I gave the same answer, " Republican." The driver gave me the
finger and drove off. I thought it over and decided that maybe I should change my strategy, since this area seemed to be overly
political and there appeared to be few Republicans.
The next car to stop was a red convertible driven by a beautiful blonde. She smiled seductively and asked if I was a Republican or Democrat.
"Democrat!" I shouted..
"Hop in!" replied the blonde.
Driving down the road, I couldn't help but stare at the gorgeous woman in the seat next to me, the wind blowing through her hair, perfect breasts, and a short skirt that continued to ride higher and higher up her thighs. Finally, I yelled, "Please stop the car."
She immediately slammed on the brakes and as soon as the car stopped, I jumped out. "What's the matter?" she asked.
"I can't take it anymore," I replied. "I've only been a Democrat for five minutes and already I want to screw somebody."
Be who you are & say what you will,
Those that matter won't mind and those that mind don't matter.
I'm a bitter clinger, One Nation Under God.