Italian guns (old)
>> Subject: FW: Italian Guns
Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns
down through the
An old Italian Mafia Don is dying. He calls his grandson to
his bedside. "
Guido, I wanna you lissina me. I wanna you to take-a my
chrome plated .38
revolver so you will always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about
you leave me your Rolex
"You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna DA
business, you gonna
have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe
a couple of
"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you
wife inna bed with
"Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and
say, 'Time's Up'?"