Balls vs Guts - The Firearms Forum

berto64 · 09-15-2007, 02:24 AM

Subject: Medical Distinction

We've all heard about people having guts or balls.
But do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for
each is listed below...

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with
the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and
having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or
are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the
guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your
collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the
balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the
definitions. Medically speaking, there is no
difference in the outcome, since both ultimately
result in death

remguage · 09-15-2007, 08:06 AM

09-15-2007, 02:24 AM	#1
berto64 VMBB Admin Staff Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Owyhee County, Idaho Contributor Posts: 7,388	Balls vs Guts Subject: Medical Distinction We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below... GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next." I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death __________________ Be who you are & say what you will, Those that matter won't mind and those that mind don't matter. I'm a bitter clinger, One Nation Under God. -->

09-15-2007, 08:06 AM	#2
remguage V.I.P. Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: wisconsin Posts: 166	Re: Balls vs Guts