VIAGRA

WyomingSwede
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(3/15/03 7:00:56 am)
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A man finally gets his prescription for Viagra. Eager to try
> > it out,
> > he takes one as soon as he gets home, and waits for his wife
> > to come home
> > from work, but, in his excitement he forgets and leaves the
> > package open on
> > the table and his cockatiel eats all of them. Seeing the
> > results and
> > panicking the man grabs the bird and stuffs him into the
> > freezer to cool off.
> >
> > Unfortunately, his Viagra kicks in just as his wife
> > comes home and it
> > is hours later before he remembers the cockatiel. He runs
> > and looks in the
> > freezer expecting the worst, only to find the bird breathing
> > heavily, drained
> > with sweat and totally exhausted.
> > "What happened?" the man asks, "You were in there for
> > hours and yet
> > you're not only alive but you're sweating like crazy?"
> > The cockatiel pants: "Man, have you ever tried to pry
> > the legs apart
> > on a frozen chicken?"

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inplanotx
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(3/15/03 10:13:59 am)
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Good one Swede, ROFLMAO