never lie to mom - The Firearms Forum

fedupdon · 05-12-2009, 10:42 AM

Moms are quick! You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one...

Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't

help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate, Jennifer, was.

Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of the platonic relationship between Brian and Jennifer,

and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there

was more between Brian and Jennifer than met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking,

but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates..'

About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner,

I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?'

Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure. So he sat down and wrote:

__________________________________________________________
Dear Mom,

I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not saying that you

'did not' take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever

since you were here for dinner.

Love, Brian
__________________________________________________________

Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read:
____________________________________________________

Dear Son,

I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep

with Jennifer. But the fact remains that if Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed,

she would have found the gravy ladle by now.

Love, Mom

LESSON OF THE DAY –

NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER

mrkirker · 05-12-2009, 11:11 AM

Ouch!

artabr · 05-12-2009, 02:05 PM

Oop's

Art

fmacsin1 · 05-12-2009, 03:04 PM

You're right, Moms are always quick!

Charlie the sniper · 05-15-2009, 06:57 AM

Many years ago, I was about 14 years old, my school friend invited me around to his home after school. Like most 14 year old boy's, we was curious about the opposite sex

my friend went to his secret hiding place, and pulled out a copy of Penthouse

. We sat there reading the articles

slowly making our way to the centerfold

. Where we found a note from his mum with this message ............ "Before you go blind, finish your homework, love mum"

oscarmayer · 05-15-2009, 07:55 AM

wiosh i had a mum like that if i did i wouldn't need these damn glasses

Charlie the sniper · 05-15-2009, 08:01 AM

I think it's time for someone to have a chat !

05-12-2009, 10:42 AM	#1
fedupdon V.I.P. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 307	never lie to mom Moms are quick! You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one... Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of the platonic relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates..' About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?' Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure. So he sat down and wrote: __________________________________________________________ Dear Mom, I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Brian __________________________________________________________ Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read: ____________________________________________________ Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Jennifer. But the fact remains that if Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom LESSON OF THE DAY – NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER -->

05-12-2009, 11:11 AM	#2
mrkirker Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 3,067	Re: never lie to mom Ouch! __________________ *I don't know if dogs have a heaven, but there will be dogs in mine.*

05-12-2009, 02:05 PM	#3
artabr Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: New Iberia, Louisiana Contributor Posts: 7,859	Re: never lie to mom Oop's Art __________________ God and the soldier we like adore, In times of trouble, not before. When troubles ended and all things righted, God is forgotten and the soldier is slighted. Francis Quarles 1592 - 1644 __________________ When asked for my race, I answer CauCajun. Hope is not a plan, and not all change is good. The resistance is here; the resistance is now. RESIST! These hands are neither cold nor are they dead!!

05-12-2009, 03:04 PM	#4
fmacsin1 V.I.P. Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Moosehead Lake, Maine Posts: 433	Re: never lie to mom You're right, Moms are always quick!

05-15-2009, 06:57 AM	#5
Charlie the sniper Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: England, thats the USN aircraft carrier near europe. Posts: 751	Re: never lie to mom Many years ago, I was about 14 years old, my school friend invited me around to his home after school. Like most 14 year old boy's, we was curious about the opposite sex my friend went to his secret hiding place, and pulled out a copy of Penthouse. We sat there reading the articles slowly making our way to the centerfold . Where we found a note from his mum with this message ............ "Before you go blind, finish your homework, love mum" __________________ Never Forget, the price paid for Freedom.

05-15-2009, 07:55 AM	#6
oscarmayer Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Contributor Posts: 2,387	Re: never lie to mom wiosh i had a mum like that if i did i wouldn't need these damn glasses

05-15-2009, 08:01 AM	#7
Charlie the sniper Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: England, thats the USN aircraft carrier near europe. Posts: 751	Re: never lie to mom I think it's time for someone to have a chat ! Attached Images __________________ Never Forget, the price paid for Freedom.