blond joke... - The Firearms Forum

glocknut · 07-06-2006, 11:28 PM

A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap
a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little
Boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note. "I have kidnapped
Your
Child. I am sorry to do this but I need the money. Leave $10,000 in a
Plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park at 7AM." Signed,

"The Blonde."

She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go
Straight home. The next morning, she returned to the park to find the
$10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had
Instructed.

Inside the bag was the following note. "Here is your money. I cannot
Believe that one blonde would do this to another."

inplanotx · 07-07-2006, 11:17 AM

SouthernMoss · 07-07-2006, 12:05 PM

southernshooter · 07-07-2006, 09:50 PM

07-06-2006, 11:28 PM	#1
glocknut Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: THE FORUM MASCOTT... Posts: 12,482	blond joke... A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little Boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note. "I have kidnapped Your Child. I am sorry to do this but I need the money. Leave $10,000 in a Plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park at 7AM." Signed, "The Blonde." She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go Straight home. The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had Instructed. Inside the bag was the following note. "Here is your money. I cannot Believe that one blonde would do this to another." -->

07-07-2006, 11:17 AM	#2
inplanotx Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 8,897	Re: blond joke... __________________

07-07-2006, 12:05 PM	#3
SouthernMoss Admin Tech Staff Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: SW MS Contributor Posts: 10,651	Re: blond joke... __________________ My Second protects your First "I declare to you that woman must not depend upon the protection of man, but must be taught to protect herself, and there I take my stand." - Susan B Anthony

07-07-2006, 09:50 PM	#4
southernshooter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Deep South Mississippi Posts: 5,943	Re: blond joke... __________________ Only you can see this