The 3 best in the world.... - The Firearms Forum

graehaven · 05-29-2009, 09:36 AM

Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day. As they walked, they come across a sign

"Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world,

"I am entering!" said Snow White.

After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?"

"First Place !" said Snow White.

They *continue walking and they see a sign: **"Contest for the strongest man in the world."

"I'm entering," says Superman.

After half an hour, he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?"

"First Place ," answers Superman. *"Did you ever *doubt?"

They continue walking when they see a sign:

"Contest! *Who is the greatest liar in the world?"

Pinocchio enters.

After half an hour he returns with tears in *his eyes.

"What happened?" they asked.

"Who is Obama?" asked Pinocchio

pinecone70 · 05-29-2009, 09:39 AM

HA! Good one!

oscarmayer · 05-29-2009, 09:42 AM

did pelosi finish second ?

Nighthawk · 05-29-2009, 08:30 PM

woolleyworm · 05-31-2009, 03:24 PM

LMAO

05-29-2009, 09:36 AM	#1
graehaven Advanced Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY Posts: 2,853	The 3 best in the world.... Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day. As they walked, they come across a sign "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world, "I am entering!" said Snow White. After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?" "First Place !" said Snow White. They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest for the strongest man in the world." "I'm entering," says Superman. After half an hour, he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?" "First Place ," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?" They continue walking when they see a sign: "Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?" Pinocchio enters. After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes. "What happened?" they asked. "Who is Obama?"* asked Pinocchio __________________ The beauty of the second amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it." - Thomas Jefferson RESISTANCE IS FEUDAL... PREPARE TO SERVE. --> Last edited by graehaven; 05-29-2009 at 09:38 AM..

05-29-2009, 09:39 AM	#2
pinecone70 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Minnesota Gal! Posts: 4,730	Re: The 3 best in the world.... HA! Good one! __________________ _____________________________________________ "Miss Scarlet, in the library...with a revolver...."

05-29-2009, 09:42 AM	#3
oscarmayer Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Contributor Posts: 2,387	Re: The 3 best in the world.... did pelosi finish second ?

05-29-2009, 08:30 PM	#4
Nighthawk Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: South Central Texas Posts: 3,330	Re: The 3 best in the world.... __________________ Our obligations to our country never cease but with our lives." --John Adams, letter to Benjamin Rush, April 18, 1808 NRA Life TSRA Life GOA Member

05-31-2009, 03:24 PM	#5
woolleyworm TFF Moderator/Host Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: SW Fort Worth Contributor Posts: 4,885	Re: The 3 best in the world.... LMAO