Add to the Texans - The Firearms Forum

bullelk · 04-03-2003, 08:30 PM

These two drunken Texans were walking on their way home from the saloon. While walking over this river bridge, one of the Texans said to the other, "Hey, I've got to take a leak" the other said "Yeah, me too"

While tinkling for a moment, one said to the other, "Man, that water is cold" and the other Texan replied, "Yeah, deep too"

CountryGunsmith · 04-09-2003, 07:36 PM

And dont forget them durned catfish!!!

tuckerd1 · 04-10-2003, 08:16 AM

You guys are big dreamers!!

04-19-2003, 08:50 AM

Midgets in Texas ?
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors
and unstable weather caused the plane to start plummeting to the ground! The
pilot feverishly worked his controls, and finally, the engines roared back
to life in time to prevent the plane from going splat on the ground! As the
plane landed, airport officials rushed to the disembarking gate and were
stunned to see 200 midgets shakily get off the plane. Finally the crew got
off the plane and the local manager of the airline came up to congratulate
him on his perseverance under extreme odds. As the official and the pilot
were talking, the official commented how unusual it was that there were so
many midgets on the flight. "Those weren't midgets," the pilot replied.
"Those were Texans with all the **** scared out of them!"

GG

04-03-2003, 08:30 PM	#1
bullelk Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Shapleigh, ME Posts: 519	Add to the Texans These two drunken Texans were walking on their way home from the saloon. While walking over this river bridge, one of the Texans said to the other, "Hey, I've got to take a leak" the other said "Yeah, me too" While tinkling for a moment, one said to the other, "Man, that water is cold" and the other Texan replied, "Yeah, deep too" __________________ "If All Else Fails, Read The Directions" If You Can Find The Damn Things -->

04-09-2003, 07:36 PM	#2
CountryGunsmith Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Deep Piney Woods of East Texas Posts: 5,116	And dont forget them durned catfish!!! __________________ The autonomic nervous system provides for involuntary muscle function - the work of breathing, digestion, and so forth. On some folks, that's a pure waste of ingenuity.

04-10-2003, 08:16 AM	#3
tuckerd1 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Paint Rock Valley, Alabama Posts: 3,147	You guys are big dreamers!! __________________ You can call Don, You can call me Tuck, Just don't call me late for suppa!

04-19-2003, 08:50 AM	#4
Gunguy Adnanced Senior Member Posts: n/a	Midgets in Texas ? The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable weather caused the plane to start plummeting to the ground! The pilot feverishly worked his controls, and finally, the engines roared back to life in time to prevent the plane from going splat on the ground! As the plane landed, airport officials rushed to the disembarking gate and were stunned to see 200 midgets shakily get off the plane. Finally the crew got off the plane and the local manager of the airline came up to congratulate him on his perseverance under extreme odds. As the official and the pilot were talking, the official commented how unusual it was that there were so many midgets on the flight. "Those weren't midgets," the pilot replied. "Those were Texans with all the **** scared out of them!" GG