Column of twos - The Firearms Forum

armedandsafe · 02-18-2006, 02:24 PM

Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter."

With that said and done, the next time God looked, the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man.

God got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created, you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only, one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

And the man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."

inplanotx · 02-18-2006, 03:18 PM

muley · 02-18-2006, 04:05 PM

Mrs muley told me to laugh at this...........
muley

Marlin · 02-18-2006, 04:26 PM

Crpdeth · 02-18-2006, 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by muley

Mrs muley told me to laugh at this...........
muley

BwaaaaaaaaaaHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pistolenschutze · 02-18-2006, 09:25 PM

I heard that all the Glock folks were in the men-dominating-women line, and all the 1911 folks were in the women-dominating-men line. This is obviously because Glock folks are innovative and self-directed thinkers.

Bruce FLinch · 02-18-2006, 11:41 PM

Dang,Muley, your comment was as funny as the joke! LOL . As for you, Pistolschutze , I don't think John browning took any lip off his wife. Maybe the Glock was made by a guy whose wife wanted a lighter gun to carry in her purse.

Unless she made him carry her purse!

02-18-2006, 02:24 PM	#1
armedandsafe Former Guest Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Moses Lake, WA Posts: 10,344	Column of twos Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter." With that said and done, the next time God looked, the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man. God got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created, you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only, one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?" And the man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here." -->

02-18-2006, 03:18 PM	#2
inplanotx Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 8,897	Re: Column of twos __________________

02-18-2006, 04:05 PM	#3
muley V.I.P. Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Far North Cal Posts: 276	Re: Column of twos Mrs muley told me to laugh at this........... muley __________________ I love the smell of Hoppe's #9 in the morning.

02-18-2006, 04:26 PM	#4
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	Re: Column of twos . Attached Images __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

02-18-2006, 09:25 PM	#6
Pistolenschutze Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Colorado Posts: 13,094	Re: Column of twos I heard that all the Glock folks were in the men-dominating-women line, and all the 1911 folks were in the women-dominating-men line. This is obviously because Glock folks are innovative and self-directed thinkers. __________________ --Pistolenschutze (Pistol Shooter)

02-18-2006, 11:41 PM	#7
Bruce FLinch Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bay Point, Kali..aka Gun Point Posts: 5,016	Re: Column of twos Dang,Muley, your comment was as funny as the joke! LOL . As for you, Pistolschutze , I don't think John browning took any lip off his wife. Maybe the Glock was made by a guy whose wife wanted a lighter gun to carry in her purse. Unless she made him carry her purse! __________________ A bad day @ the Range, is better than a good day @ work.