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Old 10-11-2012, 04:52 PM   #1
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Default Implants .......

MICROCHIP Implant
Allows Islamic Terrorists
to Speak to God.
The implant is specifically
designed to be injected in the forehead.

When properly installed, it will allow the
terrorist to speak to God!!!

It comes in various sizes:
Generally from .223 to .50 cal.


The exact size of the implant will be selected by a
well-trained and highly skilled technician, who will
also make the injection. No anesthetic is required.

The implant may or may not be painless.
Side effects, like headaches, nausea, aches
and pains are extremely temporary.

Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the
injection site. In most cases, you won't even
notice it.

Please enjoy the security we provide for you.

Best regards,

U.S. Military
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Old 10-11-2012, 04:54 PM   #2
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Old 10-11-2012, 04:56 PM   #3
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Sounds like a good plan!
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Old 10-11-2012, 09:53 PM   #4
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Great plug for the implants, but you left out the use of SilverBulletGunOil.net
The possibilities of the "One Shot One Soul" line would fit right into your implant ad quite nicely.
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Old 10-11-2012, 11:47 PM   #5
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works with empty .308 shells too

just gotta hammer em in ...
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Old 10-12-2012, 12:28 AM   #6
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works with empty .308 shells too

just gotta hammer em in ...

Thats to funny
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Old 10-12-2012, 01:16 AM   #7
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i'll tell ya about it over a beer one day

your shout first up , i aint payin for wasted beer
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Old 10-12-2012, 02:50 AM   #8
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Stop it. You guys are making me laugh and it is hurting my stitches. You guys are killing me.
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Old 10-12-2012, 05:41 AM   #9
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works with empty .308 shells too

just gotta hammer em in ...
Spent .50 cal shells will work better. Just use a 32 ounce hammer.
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Old 10-12-2012, 06:21 AM   #10
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oh to be young and innocent again eh ?
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