The Husband Store - The Firearms Forum

Bruce FLinch · 04-07-2006, 08:03 PM

The Husband Store!

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE ! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . .

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love
kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the ! Lord, love
kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the
housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the
housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth
floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists
solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch
your step as you exit the building, and have a nice
day!

Marlin · 04-07-2006, 08:50 PM

So true.

I chuckle every time I see this one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

southernshooter · 04-08-2006, 02:08 AM

Thats true but funny

inplanotx · 04-08-2006, 06:46 AM

wolfgang2000 · 04-08-2006, 10:58 AM

SouthernMoss · 04-08-2006, 12:29 PM

Not true! I went all the way to the 6th floor and found Marlin!

.... oh wait, I guess I took the only one up there.

Deputy Dawg · 04-08-2006, 01:22 PM

firebird · 04-08-2006, 02:43 PM

Where's the floor for those who are good in bed???????

...Guess that's why I don't have one.

BobMcG · 04-08-2006, 02:54 PM

That's GREAT!!!

Marlin · 04-08-2006, 04:48 PM

Coincidence - - - -

I was leaving the 6th floor of the "Wife" store, when I ran into SoMo.......

Best thing that ever happened ! ! ! !

Bruce FLinch · 04-09-2006, 12:07 AM

I got kicked off the 5th floor cuz I lost my job.

04-07-2006, 08:03 PM	#1
Bruce FLinch Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bay Point, Kali..aka Gun Point Posts: 5,016	The Husband Store The Husband Store! A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE ! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . . On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the ! Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day! __________________ A bad day @ the Range, is better than a good day @ work. -->

04-07-2006, 08:50 PM	#2
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	Re: The Husband Store So true. I chuckle every time I see this one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

04-08-2006, 02:08 AM	#3
southernshooter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Deep South Mississippi Posts: 5,943	Re: The Husband Store Thats true but funny __________________ Only you can see this

04-08-2006, 06:46 AM	#4
inplanotx Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 8,897	Re: The Husband Store __________________

04-08-2006, 10:58 AM	#5
wolfgang2000 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Mountain Grove MO. Posts: 542	Re: The Husband Store __________________ Guns are like Jello, there is always room for more!

04-08-2006, 12:29 PM	#6
SouthernMoss Admin Tech Staff Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: SW MS Contributor Posts: 10,651	Re: The Husband Store Not true! I went all the way to the 6th floor and found Marlin! .... oh wait, I guess I took the only one up there. __________________ My Second protects your First "I declare to you that woman must not depend upon the protection of man, but must be taught to protect herself, and there I take my stand." - Susan B Anthony

04-08-2006, 01:22 PM	#7
Deputy Dawg Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Central Texas Gulf Coast Posts: 2,229	Re: The Husband Store __________________ LOCK and LOAD................................... GOD, GUNS,GUTS the three that keep us FREE!!!!

04-08-2006, 02:43 PM	#8
firebird Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In the recesses of my little mind... Posts: 1,233	Re: The Husband Store Where's the floor for those who are good in bed??????? ...Guess that's why I don't have one. __________________ ***************************** “Let them call me a rebel, and welcome; I feel no concern from it. For I should suffer the misery of devils, were I to make a whore of my soul.” ~Thomas Paine "It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it." ~Aristotle "Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall." ~Confucius Alis volat propiis ~ She flies with her own wings Rara avis

04-08-2006, 02:54 PM	#9
BobMcG Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Somewhere in the Twilight Zone. Contributor Posts: 1,119	Re: The Husband Store That's GREAT!!!

04-08-2006, 04:48 PM	#10
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	Re: The Husband Store Coincidence - - - - I was leaving the 6th floor of the "Wife" store, when I ran into SoMo....... Best thing that ever happened ! ! ! ! __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

04-09-2006, 12:07 AM	#11
Bruce FLinch Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bay Point, Kali..aka Gun Point Posts: 5,016	Re: The Husband Store I got kicked off the 5th floor cuz I lost my job. __________________ A bad day @ the Range, is better than a good day @ work.