This college girl wants a motorcycle so she
writes her dad (a veternarian) and asks him to send her some money for a motorcycle she wants. He does but by the time the money got there, she had changed her mind cause she found a monkey she just had to have. She bought the monkey and about a week later the monkey's hair starts falling out. Being as her dad's a veternarian, she writes him and says, "Dad, all the hair is falling off my monkey, what should I do?"
He writes back "Sell the motorcycle."