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WAGCEVP · 05-25-2003, 04:34 PM

A QUIZ FOR THE MILLION (MISGUIDED) MOM MARCHERS

Distributed by: Nevada Republican Liberty Caucus. Please select all
correct
answers.

1. Ted Kennedy, Charles Schumer and Barbara Boxer strongly denounce
private gun
ownership. Their bodyguards, however, carry:

A. Berettas
B. Glocks
C. Garbage can lids
D. Slingshots
E. Very heavy purses

2. You and your baby daughter are awakened in the middle of the night by
your
estranged, abusive ex-husband. Although you have a restraining order
against him,
he is drunk and beats down your front door with a crowbar screaming, 'If I
can't
have you, nobody can!' You should:

A. Call Barbara Boxer.
B. Call 911, and tell them that they should arrive within 30 seconds.
C. Threaten legal action.
D. Grab a ping-pong paddle.
E. Reason with him (maybe he was an abused child).

3. Since 1987, 34 states have enacted concealed carry laws. Violent crime
decreased in these states and the anticipated 'Dodge City' mayhem never
materialized. Even critics were surprised. Concealed carry succeeded
because:

A. Sunspot activity decreased after 1987.
B. Trigger locks rendered guns inoperative and therefore safe.
C. Sarah Brady scared the crooks away.
D. A healing wave of pacifism swept over the hearts of criminals in these
34
states.
E. Janet Reno said that crime should stop.

4. Schools, churches, subways, and restaurants have often been assaulted,
but
rarely military bases, police stations, or shooting clubs. The reason for
this is
because:

A. The targets aren't sitting or kneeling.
B. VA benefits are lost if you shoot a soldier.
C. You can't enter an army base without bumper stickers.
D. Schools don't threaten felons with detention hall.
E. All of the above.

5. Logic, reason, and common sense:

A. Are irrelevant if they contradict your feelings.
B. Should not apply to firearms.
C. Defy opinion polls.
D. Pale beside hysteria, fear, and political ambition.
E. All of the above.

6. Every dictator always disarms his victims, before beginning to
annihilate
freedom loving people. The reason for this is because:

A. Guns cause crime.
B. Guns cause accidents
C. Guns cause suicides
D. Being defenseless is the only way that mothers can demonstrate their
love for
their children
E. All of the above

Evilahole · 05-25-2003, 06:32 PM

Sorry, but the answer to question 3 is hidden within 2 of the listed answers.
In fact it was Janet Reno who scared away the crooks.
I've also found her picture on the fridge an effective appatite supressent and an equally effective method of birth control to boot!

05-25-2003, 04:34 PM	#1
WAGCEVP V.I.P. Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: Georgia Posts: 179	A QUIZ FOR THE MILLION (??) (MISGUIDED) MOM MARCHERS A QUIZ FOR THE MILLION (MISGUIDED) MOM MARCHERS Distributed by: Nevada Republican Liberty Caucus. Please select all correct answers. 1. Ted Kennedy, Charles Schumer and Barbara Boxer strongly denounce private gun ownership. Their bodyguards, however, carry: A. Berettas B. Glocks C. Garbage can lids D. Slingshots E. Very heavy purses 2. You and your baby daughter are awakened in the middle of the night by your estranged, abusive ex-husband. Although you have a restraining order against him, he is drunk and beats down your front door with a crowbar screaming, 'If I can't have you, nobody can!' You should: A. Call Barbara Boxer. B. Call 911, and tell them that they should arrive within 30 seconds. C. Threaten legal action. D. Grab a ping-pong paddle. E. Reason with him (maybe he was an abused child). 3. Since 1987, 34 states have enacted concealed carry laws. Violent crime decreased in these states and the anticipated 'Dodge City' mayhem never materialized. Even critics were surprised. Concealed carry succeeded because: A. Sunspot activity decreased after 1987. B. Trigger locks rendered guns inoperative and therefore safe. C. Sarah Brady scared the crooks away. D. A healing wave of pacifism swept over the hearts of criminals in these 34 states. E. Janet Reno said that crime should stop. 4. Schools, churches, subways, and restaurants have often been assaulted, but rarely military bases, police stations, or shooting clubs. The reason for this is because: A. The targets aren't sitting or kneeling. B. VA benefits are lost if you shoot a soldier. C. You can't enter an army base without bumper stickers. D. Schools don't threaten felons with detention hall. E. All of the above. 5. Logic, reason, and common sense: A. Are irrelevant if they contradict your feelings. B. Should not apply to firearms. C. Defy opinion polls. D. Pale beside hysteria, fear, and political ambition. E. All of the above. 6. Every dictator always disarms his victims, before beginning to annihilate freedom loving people. The reason for this is because: A. Guns cause crime. B. Guns cause accidents C. Guns cause suicides D. Being defenseless is the only way that mothers can demonstrate their love for their children E. All of the above __________________ The Second Amendment IS Homeland Security ! -->

05-25-2003, 06:32 PM	#2
Evilahole V.I.P. Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 348	Sorry, but the answer to question 3 is hidden within 2 of the listed answers. In fact it was Janet Reno who scared away the crooks. I've also found her picture on the fridge an effective appatite supressent and an equally effective method of birth control to boot!