LTS goes fishin an a few others

ibtrukn
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(7/24/02 2:08:28 pm)
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> > > > I'M GOING FISHING"
> > > > Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid,
> > > > and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand,
> > > > while the fish swim by in complete safety."
> > > >
> > > > "IT'S A GUY THING"
> > > > Means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it,
> > > > and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
> > > >
> > > > "CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
> > > > Means: "Why isn't it already on the table?"
> > > >
> > > > "UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR..."
> > > > Means: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
> > > >
> > > > *** "IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
> > > > Means: "I have no idea how it works."
> > > >
> > > > "TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD.
> > > > Means: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
> > > >
> > > > *** "THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
> > > > Means: "Are you still talking?"
> > > >
> > > > "YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
> > > > Means: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop',
> > > > the address of the first girl I ever kissed,
> > > > and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever
> owned,
> > > > but I forgot your birthday."
> > > >
> > > > "OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
> > > > Means: "I have actually severed a limb,
> > > > but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."
> > > >
> > > > "HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING."
> > > > Means: "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."
> > > >
> > > > *** "I CAN'T FIND IT."
> > > > Means: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands,
> > > > so I'm completely clueless."
> > > >
> > > > *** WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
> > > > Means: "What did you catch me at?"
> > > >
> > > > "I HEARD YOU"
> > > > Means: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said,
> > > > and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so
> > > > that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."
> > > >
> > > > "YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE."
> > > > Means: "I am used to the way you yell at me,
> > > > and realize it could be worse."
> > > >
> > > > "YOU LOOK TERRIFIC."
> > > > Means: "Please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving."
> > > >
> > > > *** "I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
> > > > Means: "No one will ever see us alive again."
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Different name
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(7/24/02 3:54:57 pm)
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Just hasta mean:
"The future belongs to those
who understand it and prepare for it"!

Charlie D
Always with composure & dignity.......

Edited by: Different name at: 7/24/02 4:57:21 pm

LIKTOSHOOT
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(7/24/02 4:07:24 pm)
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Never get that close to the water when drunk, could fall in an drown......I ain`t that stupid!!! Drunk-YES.....Stupid-NO, did it once.....learned lesson, never let another drunk put his lips on yers, just go a head and die.....................LTS

ibtrukn
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(7/25/02 7:55:40 am)
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LTS whats with that last line?? Care to elaborate// dIDN'T THINK SO

LIKTOSHOOT
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(7/25/02 3:24:33 pm)
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Kain`t chucle about a joke, there IB......I bet you never seen two drunk men tryin to save one another from drowning. River humor at it`s best. Also know as KampFire ring lies. LTS

ibtrukn
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(7/26/02 8:39:09 am)
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Yo I laffed like hell...but up here ina city they ain't gotta be drunk fer that "sport"...an dats de troot!!