Need Power?

Smokin Guns
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(1/1/03 5:03:03 pm)
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Your Local Power Company

Dear Electric Customer,
Just a little note to let you know we understand your anger in the recent price hike. But it should be noted that you have no choice. We are a big company and you will pay what we tell you too. You have no choice! We have the power, you need the power. So sad, too bad. Sucks to be you. We have enclosed a little picture to help outline our response. Have a nice day and keep those checks coming, loser!

Your Local Power Company





IShootBack
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(1/7/03 7:24:27 pm)
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Looks like the West Virginia Power company
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anchored
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(1/10/03 1:31:41 pm)
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Nahh, has to be East Virginia, a Mountaineer woudna be caught dead within 100' of another guy's bare ass.

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Bob In St Louis
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(1/10/03 2:37:35 pm)
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Dang - is that banjo music I hear in the background?

twins
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(1/13/03 2:33:51 am)
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Must be where I live. The local power company just bought the only other cable TV/cable internet provider. If you want cable, you buy it from them or don't get it. They effectively have created a monoply.